vee

self proclaimed astrophysicist

[vee @nooticoot]

what is the science behind a guy telling you how much he likes you and the next day goes ghost

[vee @nooticoot]

accidentally trained my dog to know it’s time to get up after i unplug my phone

[Razz @sznrazzz]

sometimes i just zone out like this:

[໊ @sonohoor]

“you pick” no. please pick. because what if i pick the wrong thing and you don’t like it and then it’s all my fault. i will like anything you pick but PLEASE don��t make me

[vee @nooticoot]

republicans scare me cus wym the “love of your life” is someone you can’t stand being around

[vee @nooticoot]

“no utilities no pets” friggg ooofffffffff

[vee @nooticoot]

i love when hg texts “honest hour..” and spits the most heinous message

[vee @nooticoot]

just remembered some random man telling me “you’re your fathers daughter” after i showed him my ID to buy a high life at the game…

[vee @nooticoot]

i rly hate men

[໊ @sonohoor]

notice how we say “girl” when excited and “man” when disappointed

[vee @nooticoot]

first weekend i spent sober in a long time so why do i feel so hungover this morning

[໊ @sonohoor]

i highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore