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[Radio Muft Baluchistan @DerArschloch]

> we are not Egypt

Yes, Egypt never killed hundreds of thousands of Muslims to create its empires. And they killed thousands of Israeli soldiers, Tanks, Arty, Jets etc.

> We are not Pakistan

Yeah Pakistan made the bomb and did not get its entire scientist corps killed.

[Haroon @ThisHaroon]

i wish pakistan also signs a defence contract with pakistan to protect our soldiers and civilians in balochistan, kpk and across the country.

[Suhaib @SuhaibAyaz2]

Suzuki Ciaz... while in pakistan lowly FBR officers get Honda City, anyone above gets standard Hilux Revi and lets not talk about big names. They own us all and what we have is theirs.

[tonto @nop3ac3]

@plot_twistttt seems like they rejected you

[farrukh saleem @SaleemFarrukh]

Parliament must pass a law exempting all 57,000 blue passport holders from personal income tax, corporate income tax, capital gains tax, sales tax, excise duty, customs duty, capital value tax, agriculture tax, immovable property tax, motor vehicle tax, motor vehicle registration tax, stamp duty, profession tax, entertainment tax, withholding tax, petroleum levy, gas infrastructure development cess, workers welfare fund, municipal and development charges

[Shafaat Ali @iamshafaatali]

A blue passport is an insult to the very idea of citizenship. Abolish it.

If you believe you and your children are entitled to a passport that places you above the people you claim to serve, then perhaps you’ve already decided where your loyalty lies. Safe travels.

[tonto @nop3ac3]

the hypocrisy of modern women when it comes to traditional gender roles is wild. they would expect men to provide and handle all expenses, but when men expect them to manage the household, it’s suddenly called oppression

[B-R-K @b_r_khan_]

This is heartbreaking. The policeman who was probably grossly underpaid, doesn’t forget his duties even in his last moments
We are a begairat honorless state who leaves its people to die at the hands of terrorists

[Radio Muft Baluchistan @DerArschloch]

سامعین کو یاد دلایا جاتا ہے کہ اگر ہندوستانی فوج کے پانچ یا اس سے اوپر جوان مارے جاتے تو وہ اب تک بارڈر پار حملے کی منصوبہ بندی شروع کر دیتے۔ چاہے جنگ ہی کیوں نہ ہو جائے۔ ہارڈ اسٹیٹ کو غالباً خدا نے صبرِ ایوبی (ع) سے نوازا ہے۔ کم از کم دہشتگردوں و پشت پناہوں کے خلاف تو کافی صبر ہے۔ جان کا کیا ہے اس کی کون سا قیمت ہے۔ مگر خیر امید کرتے ہیں کہ ایران امریکہ ڈیل جو آج ٹرمپ نے مسترد کردی اس کی بحالی پر کام کیا جائے گا اور پھر لیبیا کی صلح بھی کروانی ہے پھر آبادی میں کمی کے طریقوں پر بھی غور کرنا ہے۔ کچھ پاکستانی مر رہے ہیں تو کیا ہوا دو سو ملین اور ہیں۔ ویسے بھی اس طرح بھی آبادی میں کمی تو آ ہی رہی ہے۔

[Radio Muft Baluchistan @DerArschloch]

Khair hai Iran-US aur Libyan factions ki sulah kon karwaye ga agar hum in choti choti cheezo main distract hogye. Kuch log he maray Hain kya hogya. Peacemakers saaaar (need pacemakers stat)

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

i hate how social media makes people forget that life has stages. it's normal to be broke, to have broke friends or partners and yes it's even normal to be unemployed at times. these are phases we all go through.

some people are lucky enough to find good jobs at a young age and afford a certain lifestyle. others take longer and that's perfectly okay. we need to stop comparing ourselves and start accepting our journey. i just want all of us to be at peace with where we are in life while still working and striving for better.

[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

Mossad booby‑trapped 21,000 communication devices with explosives, sent them to Lebanon through shell companies, and detonated them remotely — killing dozens (including children) and injuring over 3,400.

• The devices exploded in people's hands, on their faces, and in their pockets.

• They did it over two consecutive days.

• On day two, the explosives went off while Lebanese families were at the funerals of those killed the day before.

• The attack inflicted roughly 3,000 injuries in a single hour on the first day alone.

This terrorist attack was the largest simultaneous mass‑detonation in history by the number of individual bombs.

'israelis' joke about it to this day.

If you didn't boycott Apple for the Congo, boycott it now.

[Coltybrah @coltybrah]

as i get older i realize the biggest epidemic is dudes with no real identity

if running gets cool they become runners. if tattoos get cool they cover themselves in tattoos. if being sober trends they become born again monks, mullet, coffee snob, golfer, carnivore, cowboy, whatever the algorithm tells them

whole personality built out of social contagion

thats why these dudes get smoked at everything. everyone can smell the fraud

no weight behind anything they do because none of it came from their soul. just trend hopping

be something real even if its ugly

[Miftah Ismail @MiftahIsmail]

Petrol and diesel prices have been increased by the Noon government by Rs 15 per litre each to Rs 415 per litre. The entire increase in both has been due to increase in levy and taxes. Not due to any increase in prices.

For petrol now we pay levy of Rs 120 per litre and for diesel Rs 45 per litre. In addition we pay about Rs 30 per litre as custom for diesel and Rs 20 as duty for petrol. So about 33% of the what you pay for petrol and 16% for diesel goes to the government.

Don’t let the government say that they are not passing on the total burden on the people and undertaking any austerity. The entire burden of price increases plus even more taxes are now being charged to the people.

[Ammar Ali Jan @ammaralijan]

Another cruel hike in petrol prices. Please remember that the govt gives at least Rs. 2700 billion annually in subsidies to banks, feudals, military corporations, IPPs, and real estate elites. Ordinary people are being forced to sacrifice their families for luxuries of elites.

[Sajjad Khan @drsajjadkahn]

The colonial mindset won’t let you but it’s actually Abbas Araghchi and Ghalibaf that should be getting Heroic welcome in Pakistan.

[𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖘 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @treasonoustris]

men can't even fucking sneeeze anymore without a discourse on twitter about how its actually routed in the patriarchy ffs

[Mohsin Ali @Mohsin_o2]

What Americans think USAF pilots are doing right now in Iran:

[elsa @callmeMaharani]

So thankful I experienced childhood before phones and social media took over.