Patrick

Maintaining maximum chill since '88

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

You were watching PawPatrol on YouTube after curfew were you not?

[Gurwinder @G_S_Bhogal]

And then the monkeys would starve because they’d realize there weren’t actually 1 trillion bananas, but only the promise of 1 trillion bananas that could be produced by a special banana tree that only the dead monkey knew how to grow.

[Sartorial Thug 🍸 @SartorialThug]

Telling angry people to calm down hardly ever works. I've tried it with women. A pat on the bottom and telling them not to worry their pretty little head about it makes things worse if anything. Apparently they prefer you to listen to them about what has made them mad.

[Patrick @nopatchynoparty]

Eggscellent

[Barchart @Barchart]

BREAKING 🚨: Eggs

Egg Prices have now collapsed 98% from their March 2025 all-time high and are now at their lowest price in over a decade 🥚📉🥳

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

This is going to run and run

[Patrick @nopatchynoparty]

Do all Facebook group admins have slightly fascistic tendencies?

[Patrick @nopatchynoparty]

Gary Neville: "Ooohhh.."
Me:

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"I don't think that's right..."

Gary Neville REACTS to Kai Havertz's challenge on Ugochukwu's calf.

[Tom Nestor @TomNestorft7t]

How non Arsenal fans think we see them

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

0.00(xWork) tomorrow morning

[Patrick @nopatchynoparty]

@dramaricic I built a tool that solves something that always annoyed me - getting decent book recommendations. Amazon always feel like they're pushing what's profitable. This just uses AI to analyse your taste and give you honest picks. Free to use. https://t.co/etiWIFV8D5

[Patrick @nopatchynoparty]

@buildwithshyam I built a tool that solves something that always annoyed me - getting decent book recommendations. Amazon always feel like they're pushing what's profitable. This just uses AI to analyse your taste and give you honest picks. Free to use. https://t.co/etiWIFV8D5

[Patrick @nopatchynoparty]

@aryanlabde Honest book recommendations. https://t.co/etiWIFV8D5

[Patrick @nopatchynoparty]

@ardent__dev I built a tool that solves something that always annoyed me - getting decent book recommendations. Amazon always feel like they're pushing what's profitable. This just uses AI to analyse your taste and give you honest picks. Free to use. https://t.co/etiWIFV8D5

[Patrick @nopatchynoparty]

@mscode07 I built a tool that solves something that always annoyed me - getting decent book recommendations. Amazon always feel like they're pushing what's profitable. This just uses AI to analyse your taste and give you honest picks. Free to use. https://t.co/etiWIFV8D5

[Patrick @nopatchynoparty]

@moonfarm_dev I built a tool that solves something that always annoyed me - getting decent book recommendations. Amazon always feel like they're pushing what's profitable. This just uses AI to analyse your taste and give you honest picks. Free to use. https://t.co/etiWIFV8D5

[Patrick @nopatchynoparty]

@foundrceo I built a tool that solves something that always annoyed me - getting decent book recommendations. Amazon always feel like they're pushing what's profitable. This just uses AI to analyse your taste and give you honest picks. Free to use. https://t.co/etiWIFV8D5

[Patrick @nopatchynoparty]

I built a tool that solves something that always annoyed me - getting decent book recommendations. Amazon always feel like they're pushing what's profitable. This just uses AI to analyse your taste and give you honest picks. Free to use. https://t.co/etiWIFV8D5 #buildinpublic

[Mohammed Jammal @whitenigerian]

Best Video on the internet today ❤

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

The stats don’t lie—you love music. You listened to it this year. Your favorite type of music was songs! You played a song on your phone.