Joey

Santa Monica Basketball League C Division Champion, 2023 Sacks Madness Champion.

[Joey @nopenotjo]

Still there baby

[Joey @nopenotjo]

Lots of Americans learning more about China recently but the biggest thing nobody has brought up yet is that China found a way to make QR code menus not suck

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

if a restaurant has a QR code instead of a physical menu i automatically do not like that restaurant

[Joey @nopenotjo]

@LakeShowYo @elonmusk Strongly disagree

[Joey @nopenotjo]

Los Angeles sporting events should 1000% give these guys the pregame flyovers for the rest of time after all they’ve done. Easiest decision ever @RamsNFL @chargers @UCLAFootball @uscfb @RoseBowlStadium @SoFiStadium @lacoliseum

[Joey @nopenotjo]

Don’t think there’s such thing as a bad time to listen to Tangerine

[Joey @nopenotjo]

Saw a family of seals today

[Joey @nopenotjo]

They should invent a bowling alley where I’m on aux

[Joey @nopenotjo]

Salted caramel frosty might hit rn

[Joey @nopenotjo]

What if I just did everything on hard ground instead of on a mat in the pit? Would be pretty sick

[Joey @nopenotjo]

I’ve never seen someone driving a g-wagon and thought to myself “wow, I wish I was friends with that person”

[Joey @nopenotjo]

Found Vanya’s burner

[USAYYboof @ayyboof]

Not sure what I was cooking in my drafts this weekend

[Joey @nopenotjo]

People who think MJ is the goat are the same people who think the theory of evolution is “probably” right

[Joey @nopenotjo]

Not a direct comp, but if I had to make animal to fruit comparisons, turtles would be artichokes. Same vibes except I like turtles a million times more even though I’ve never tried an artichoke

[Joey @nopenotjo]

Chris Paul tryna beat me up https://t.co/JjdS42p8UE

[Joey @nopenotjo]

Dunkers are so fucking good

[Joey @nopenotjo]

Jokic doesn’t get enough credit for being super chill while speaking in a second language

[Joey @nopenotjo]

There’s so many protein shakes, supplements, etc. for building new muscle, why is there no equivalent to help you just keep the muscles you already developed at the gym / not regress?

[Joey @nopenotjo]

@RealEliDoroshow @DaltonKnecht_ Statue time

[Joey @nopenotjo]

@CohenSite Yes

[Joey @nopenotjo]

These are such clean makes

[Women’s Hoops Network @WomensHoops_USA]

HARMONI TURNER TONIGHT 🔥

• 41 POINTS
• 10 REBOUNDS
• 7/11 3PM
• 14/23 FG

Harvard wins 🎊

[Joey @nopenotjo]

Edamame is kind of a soft green peanut