Nope. Not Matt.

Spent most of my life livin’ in a nice area just outside of a Gangsta’s Paradise.

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@nptoaster Hey!!! I’m so happy you’re still on here!

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@ottertitties I logged in for the first time in forever, and I’m so glad you’re still on my timeline!

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@DadsStuff11 @brawlerreal @WWE Yeah went by both at various times if I remember correctly

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@roylucier Despite attending shows since 1992 I think it was probably the Hardcore title in the late 90s

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@ottertitties 😂

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@_denisesalcedo . @EvilUno of course!

[Denise 'Hollywood' Salcedo @_denisesalcedo]

AEW Fight Forever comes out next week! So I am doing an early GIVEAWAY of the game! 🎮 LFG!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

(2) LUCKY WINNERS will get a copy!

To Enter:
🎮RETWEET
🎮FOLLOW ME
🎮COMMENT WHICH PERSON YOU CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY AS!

GOODLUCK! Giveaway closes in 48 hours!!!

[Nope. Not Matt. @nopenotmatt]

@PlayMoshiKids @tonies_UK You’ve made our day! Thank you.

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Hey @tonies_UK have you met @PlayMoshiKids ? The two of you could make beautiful music together.

Please.

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@PlayMoshiKids @tonies_UK Amazing! Does that include Sleepy Paws?

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@BeanoOfficial @FarshoreBooks 🥸

[Beano @BeanoOfficial]

Competition time! 🤩

Our brand-new Beano boomic is out and we've got 3 copies to give away courtesy of @FarshoreBooks! 🍭

To enter:
➡️= Be following us.
♻️ & ❤️= RT and like this tweet.
✍️= Reply with an emoji of your choice.

Comp closes Tues 25th April at 10am. T&Cs apply.

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@FallenShadows82 @GillianA Oh, same!

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Massive thank you to the staff working kids A&E at @DBH_NHSFT today. We had to unexpectedly take our youngest in this afternoon, and the staff were fantastic. An absolute credit to the @NHSuk

Thank you!

[TMNT @TMNTMovie]

From permanent teenager @SethRogen, a new generation of heroes will rise...from the sewers.

Watch the new teaser trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: #MutantMayhem - Only in theatres August 4, 2023. #TMNTMovie

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@Books2DoorUK My daughter dressed as Clare from Don’t You Dare Brush My Hair, her favourite book. #WorldBookDay2023 #laraede @Books2DoorUK

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@JohnnyGargano @OfficialBlueyTV @CandiceLeRae This is the content I’m here for! Love some Bluey!

[Nope. Not Matt. @nopenotmatt]

My wife just vacuumed my upper torso after giving me a haircut and shave, and well, let’s just say I’m lucky to still have two nipples.