Kai

35. Delco denizen. Genuine gentleman. Congenial cerevisaphile. Shower singer. Alliteration aficionado. Tweets are my own, not endorsed by my employer.

[Kai @noqualmshere]

https://t.co/TCA0XlFvwH

So what do you think, @Eagles? Lyrics are mine, music by @suno. @NBCSPhilly @NickFoles @JalenHurts @DeSeanJackson10 @JasonKelce @brandongraham55 @MalcolmJenkins @jordan_mailata @BrianDawkins @JalenCarter @saquon @jake_elliott22 @BrentCelek

[Kai @noqualmshere]

Is this thing even on? Lol

[Kai @noqualmshere]

I need things to go right. I need things to start looking up.

[Kai @noqualmshere]

I know it’s a long shot, but my cousin just turned 18 and is graduating this year. @JimmyRollins11 has been his favorite player since he could talk. Anyone know how to get in contact with him for a shoutout or something? @MLB @Phillies @NBCSPhilly @PhilliesNation

[Kai @noqualmshere]

The most lesbian thing I have coming up on my agenda: Going to see @margaretcho at @FillmorePhilly on March 29th with my awesome ex-wife @avengedc2fan175 because she got me a ticket for my birthday.

I have been watching Margaret Cho at home since high school and cannot WAIT.

[Kai @noqualmshere]

@JimmyRollins11 Is there any chance you’re getting back on Cameo soon? My cousin is graduating high school this year and he lives for baseball. You’ve been his favorite since he could talk and I’d love to book you. This was him about 16 years ago: https://t.co/QLpBIOT7ZO

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Elon Musk announced that he will restrict the term "cisgender" on twitter, declaring it a slur.

This is a recycling of anti-gay tactics, which declared "straight" a slur.

"Cis" has a long history, and I examine it here.

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[The Trevor Project @TrevorProject]

Gender-affirming care for LGBTQ youth is also suicide prevention. Pass it on.

[Kai @noqualmshere]

Please tell me y’all have seen this bop! @RuPaulsDragRace @michellevisage @TrinityTheTuck @eurekaohara #TikTok https://t.co/XJg1mnh3ag

[Kai @noqualmshere]

Considering I spilled a third of my morning coffee on me during my morning commute, this day isn’t turning out too bad lol

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Florida will now require rape and incest victims to show “documents” to prove they got raped.

If they can’t provide them, the government will mandate they give birth to their rapist’s child. https://t.co/NUgzak59sP

[Kai @noqualmshere]

@crazysexyghoul 10 Things I Hate About You

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

#RingTheBell

[Kai @noqualmshere]

@sashacolby slayed for sure, well deserved win!

Gotta give props to @iamanetra though.

That final lip sync? #ICONIC #DragRace #DragRace15

[Kai @noqualmshere]

Holy smokes. @JinkxMonsoon totally giving #CarolBurnett vibes. Love it. #DragRace #DragRace15 #finale

[Kai @noqualmshere]

Hey @parxcasino, kind of showing your true colors by still having @Travistritt perform at your venue. I didn’t know you approved that kind of hateful, transphobic rhetoric.

Disgusting that I have to see his face every day on my way to work.

[TATIANNA @TATIANNANOW]

If he’s so worried about “masculinity” why is he wearing a pink shirt and consistently skipping leg day?

[Kai @noqualmshere]

Gotta say, engagement is pretty grand. I get to marry my best friend. Damn I’m lucky. 🥰

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It's that fun time of year to stop union busting and negotiate a fair contract with your workers.

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

Nuns in Italy taking a selfie by Michelangelo’s statue of David. Meanwhile, in Florida, a principle is forced to resign, after students were shown pictures of the statue, now considered “pornography.” Wow…