Nora 🙈

Keep Berkeley The Same Forever Never Change It

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

You know what, 100% affordable isn't good enough. We need 200% at least

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

But

Where

Will

They

PARK

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

What about

All the elderly folks who literally can't do anything but drive

Where will they park??!

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

Evergreen tweet

What about parking?

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

@lydia_kou Look at all these haters. You do you Lydia.

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

@48hills @SFyimby @cayimby @yimbyaction Those poor YIMBYs are jealous of our backyards. They only want to build in literal backyards, how ridiculous!

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

What is this??? Doesn't Bart know we were in a Parking Crisis?

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

@lynnlibrarian I saw 1 orange one and 1 blue/white one. Now they're leavin

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

multiple helicopters hovering over NW Berkeley! What in the sam hill is going on

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

Vacant apartments exist, therefore we should not build any more of them. How is that hard to understand?
The fact that we lack a mechanism to forcibly fill said homes is not important.

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

@catnamedspot Honestly, I misplaced my password

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

I'm back (again) from being silenced by density zealots! The North Berkeley BART parking lot is in danger of development and I must fight

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

BUT 👏 WHERE 👏 WILL 👏 THEY 👏 PARK 👏 ? 👏 ?

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

Reply and let me know if I missed anything, Friends

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

I could be convinced to let something be built at North Berkeley BART as long as it fulfills all of the following:
Demand 1) 1 parking spot for each bedroom plus full replacement for the surface lot.

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

Demand 5) we need community input at every step of the way, with more steps added in for more chances for input. Every single homeowner & longtime renter within a .5 mile radius gets to contribute 1 word or punctuation mark to the MOU, to be done at a meeting held on a weekday.

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

@CalOccupier @daguilarcanabal I'm not sure how to feel about a yimby being happy that I'm back. oh well

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

yep. A combination of that piece in the Berkeley Daily Planet about tote bags and @daguilarcanabal saying my name 3 times summoned me from the void

[工an Monroe @eean]

@nora_b_fitzroy @Hyper_lexic Nora is BACK (and scary)

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

@CalOccupier @daguilarcanabal oh I get it. you've probably been blocked. Just someone celebrating me being BACK.

[Nora 🙈 @nora_b_fitzroy]

@CalOccupier @daguilarcanabal who what? who said anything about a tweet