Norad Blimp

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

@kmcld99 I blame the Amish #Blimp #jlens #noradblimp

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

Why didn't the asshole Amish elder make Phil Collins return to retirement? Why pick on me? #Blimp #jlens #noradblimp #savethemusic

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

If I ever agree to work for NORAD again, they better make a few changes. Where are the HOT WOMEN BLIMPS? #Blimp #jlens #noradblimp

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

I will be watching you AMISH ELDER ASSHOLE. I can track 9000 horses and carriages at once. Welcome to 2015 bitches #Blimp #jlens #noradblimp

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

Yes - I was SHOT DOWN by an AMISH ELDER!!!!! Curse him and his interfering beard! Stick to barn raising u asshole! #Blimp #jlens #noradblimp

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

They are slowly disassembling me. Now I know how HAL in "2001 A Space Odessey" felt like. Daisy Daisy, give me... #blimp #noradblimp #JLENS

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

@GovMikeHuckabee Leave me out of it. You don't believe in the laws of physics which allow me to fly #JLENS #blimp #noradblimp

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

@Seascape_Eagle @Christina1L Ummmm - how bout a little help getting out of this situation??!?!?!?

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

They should never have had let the Tin Man be involved with mooring me. He sure fucked things up for Dorothy #Blimp #jlens #noradblimp

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

Let me clear something up --- I LANDED not CRASH-LANDED. This was my choice. I am empowered. #Blimp #jlens #noradblimp

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

Some call me a blimp, or aerostat, some say dirigible, balloon or airship - I am all and none #Blimp #jlens #noradblimp

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

Phase 3 will involve these guys. No more info at this time...

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

My baby blimp minions have scattered to the winds. They will establish new colonies in preparation for phase 2 #Blimp #jlens #noradblimp

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

Top-Secret equipment given to Amish - Amish passed it on to Chinese. Chinese now building new islands in Lake Erie #Blimp #jlens #noradblimp

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

Old Mother Raytheon - what is my next mission? #Blimp #jlens #noradblimp

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

Yes - I am in a statistical tie with the Republicans at the Kids Table debate #Blimp #jlens #noradblimp #debate

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

I wasn't fooling about the Amish threat!!! HELP ME before they make a barn out of me!!!! #Blimp #jlens #noradblimp https://t.co/DQQ9uHR647

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

The world thinks I was just a runaway blimp but really I just saved the world from nuclear annihilation #Blimp #jlens #noradblimp

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

Just like the Cat in the Hat, all of the chaos is now going to magically be cleaned up. VAVOOM!!!! #Blimp #jlens #noradblimp

[Norad Blimp @norad_blimp]

Trying to remain innocuous and hide amongst the trees. Not going well #Blimp #jlens #noradblimp