kung fu nori

Don't forget the happy thoughts

[kung fu nori @noradens]

"California 6s, New York 8s, Rockaway 12s"

[kung fu nori @noradens]

@BonnaRoofus BRUUUUUUCE

[♡ @idreamaboutit]

me liking every “i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re-” post i see

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

yes, i draw that cunty little line. i do it with z’s too…. started in 4th grade because i knew i wanted to be a bad bitch (attention)

[Lisa Snowden @LisaESnowden]

We don’t talk enough about the illegal immigrants who got here in the 1600s and almost immediately started human trafficking

[Sav @SavLovesSwift]

Guys we could literally be two months away from never hearing this man’s name ever again PLEASE please please please vote

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption

[sexless schizo @dykeabetes]

i have never once heard this song and i am so unbelievably chronically online and tapped into pop culture, stop giving this woman awards she doesn’t deserve

[trevy @chillextremist]

Microsoft is a crazy thing to name your company

[Dissect Podcast @dissectpodcast]

First Person Shooter: “Big as the what? Big as the Super Bowl.”

Kendrick:

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

For the record: Nobody at the Georgia High School was harmed by a drag queen today.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Can someone find her ngger tweets & get her outta here already

[Hilary Banks @soniamariesays]

Both of these:

[rosie @crookedcourses]

acetaminopheminenomenon

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

P!nk has donated $4.5 million dollars worth of chips and candy to the Childhood Obesity Institute

[kung fu nori @noradens]

Can you believe tenacious D broke up over something we don't even think about anymore

[erika @yeeeerika]

no worries if not

[gabriela 📚 @chaimartini]

autumn people are so annoying. there's still plenty of summer left. your pumpkin ass has to wait

[TallyTheeStalli 🫶🏾✨ @tallybandz__]

YALL FINNA BE ARGUING ON BEYONCÉ’S BIRTHDAY?!?!!!

[dan campbell owns the bears @extramicrowave]

shorter than a fucking jockey?

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

me when I have shaved my legs: I adore to have smooth legs, like a baby dolphin

me when I have not had time to shave my legs: actually removing body hair is a tool of the patriarchy and I won’t be complicit this time round