nora!

simon and garfunkel stan account

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getting older is being excited about dry cleaning and forgetting your own birthday

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high school production of waitress huh

[Netflix @netflix]

Sophie Birenbaum is ready for the spotlight as the lead in her high school musical. Suddenly she’s living with more drama at home than on the stage.

Sunny Sandler, Melanie Lynskey and Max Greenfield star in DON'T SAY GOOD LUCK. Premiering August 14

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@elleturpitt there is not a school/jr version of waitress

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

Last time posting this. Feels like we’re putting down the family dog.

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girl your anxiety and melancholy is forming a cloud of exhaust in the break room

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gen xers love it when you recite you can call me al by paul simon like its something that happened to you

[grace @baIconies]

jack antonoff has fallen down the stairs at the met gala

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

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@mrmaxxxpleasure little edie bird got me last year

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i’m about to get on a soapbox about mass market paperbacks

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

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googling the full names of guys i know have google alerts set up for themselves so they have a panic attack at work

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the bling ring (2013)

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

as a firmly middle millennial i wonder sometimes if there’s a single cultural trope or inheritance my age group produced that has aged well. our mount rushmore is like, jim from the office, heckin doggo parlance, buzzfeed, reaction gifs. sad stuff

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what’s going ON

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@elliequently no one in this town is worthy of assassins

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“you control your own destiny” actually big turtle in the sky does. but thanks for the pep talk

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gas is 5$ a gallon again

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wishing everyone a happy have it out thursday https://t.co/k9fFaoCLh4

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turning on my favorite podcast (best friend explaining flowers in the attic to me)