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No one is a total fool if he knows when to hold his tongue

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Gouda is a top tier cheese. May be #1 to be fair

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@SOLELINKS Just in time

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Just drank my first cup of coffee at the ripe age of 30

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Every time

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@Nick_Marseil The amount of people that already preordered GTA despite the bs that no physical disk was coming with that shows they can do whatever they want and ppl will just go along with it. Sad days

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao

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@AdamSchefter @NFLPA And look how many leg injuries have occurred in the World Cup so far... he's got a huge point

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@tadpolebe2021 Bro....

[Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet]

“I’ll just move to North Korea. Okay?”

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@LostMemeArchive

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@LostMemeArchive The throng will evolve

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@PuckReportNHL Love torts but how has he not replaced his bum ass yet ????

[renni @selectwario]

Vintage 1960s Little Chicken Pez dispenser

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: The NBA Finals game you're going to, the cheapest ticket price is $8,000. Everyday Americans can't afford these sporting events.

TRUMP: You can watch it on TV. It's sort of semi-free to watch it on TV. That's the way life goes.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE ODYSSEY’ allows users to play the trailer in each theatrical format that the film is available in.

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All to order a fuckin ice cream cone

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Why is it every fucking time I get in the chik fil a drive thru, there's some eldrerly fuck taking 5 minutes to talk after paying

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Why is it every fucking time I get in the chik fil a drive thru, there's some eldrerly fuck taking 5 minutes to talk after paying

[Acyn @Acyn]

Lieu: Instead of holding North Korea style cabinet meetings where everyone kisses Trump’s ass, I’m going to ask you to come clean—there is something wrong with Trump. There’s a reason he keeps going to the hospital and they keep giving him cognitive tests. We have not seen him in eight days.

Rubio: I assure this is not a president who sleeps or who is cognitively impaired in any way.

Lieu: I just showed you three videos of him sleeping.

[🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴 @JoshLekach]

The guy in the Backrooms had access to an infinite supply of free furniture he could’ve sold at 100% margins.

Instead of building a furniture empire, he chose to spend his time dwelling on his divorce and alcoholism.