noor fares

diaries of a triple math major ( she / her ) - umichigan’25

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my call for help did not go to plan.

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me: *jokes about reem being smarter than me*

dania: noor, you shouldn't speak about yourself that way

me: okay.. i’m the brilliant one in the family!!

dania: great mindset! fake it till you make it!

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bae wake up noah kahan dropped the view between villages (live from fenway park)

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me: never getting chipotle without my parents ever again that was so expensive

wassim: why would the prices be different if your parents are with you?

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coy, excitedly waking up at 2am: NOOR ! NOOR ! i swear im not lying but if you close your mouth and nose , you can’t BREATHE !!

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lara: i don’t think noor is a very good driver

me: im an excellent driver ?!? i’ve only gotten into one accident and it was with a wall

lara: you say you’re going to pee yourself in fear every time you get into the car.

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lara: what is your secret talent?

me, recently having learned to whistle and still a beginner: *attempts a whistle*

reem: oh, silent whistling!!

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as a lara stan, you probably deserved it. as lara’s older sister, and by default her biggest opp, i’m on your side.

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whenever i don’t have the motivation to study, i remind myself that i, a triple math major, am literally good at nothing else so i basically have to be able to do math

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i can’t do one thing without being BULLIED 🙁

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having a bf is wanting one insomnia cookie and having 6 delivered to your place twenty minutes later

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i honest to Allah couldn’t be more confused if i tried

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now who put wassim fares onto cool about it by boygenius

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have never been more jealous of other girls then when i see them leaving the library several hours before i can leave

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i like to think i’m my parents greatest achievement

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10 missed calls from mom and 10 missed calls from dad means i’m calling reem first

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to be loved is to be seen 🥹🫶🏼

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me: i’m gonna find a guy that laughs at my jokes *opens contacts*

coy: are you gonna call your dad?

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i know all languages are made up but sometimes math feels a little .. extra made up idk

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tried to be nice and make coy and i pasta for dinner . ended up splattering cheese all over three walls, two paintings, and his whole body . i was not born to cook for ANYBODY .