sunshine

jiggy like madonna, but trippy like nirvana

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The other day I posted what I thought was a cute selfie and the only thing Oscar said to me was “what’s up with your eyebrows??” And I’ve thought about it everyday since

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“Aurea you can’t wear a Led Zeppelin T-shirt on a first date”
“HOW DID YOU KNOW IM WEARING A ZEPPELIN TEE?!”

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My preference is men with long hair solely so I never have to wear a hair tie on my wrist ever again

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Still thinking about how I lit myself and two coworkers on literal fire last night then convinced six strangers to take shots of ever clear from the squeeze bottle I used to light said fire. Sometimes I love my job

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duck up close smelling you

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Geez

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Apparently I have a nickname at my favorite bar. It’s the heart ripper, I’m proud

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My dad sending me billiards videos is just so cute

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Everytime a man offers to buy my drink I have to say no thank you. Which makes me sad because I don’t want to pay for my drinks but y’all think a $5 drink entitles you to my presence for the night. Sucios

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Y’all. Imagine what it’s like to be a cat!! So small can walk all over anything and everything. AND you can jump pretty high. Thats the life man

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Normal people are off on sundays, but here I am working expo

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I just want a slim Jim and a 40

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I broke my ankle and my boyfriend all of a sudden has so many jokes

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I’m doing my boyfriends laundry while I wait for him to get home with a chicken salad sandwich and take me plant shopping. Ladies and gentlemen, I am gay

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This is what 6+ years of friendship looks like

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I don’t understand air fryers

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Oscar has so many hilarious pictures and videos of me in my natural habitat. He will be in charge of the slideshow at my funeral

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“Hello my naked princess!”

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My sushi guys are literally growing fresh cilantro at the restaurant how cute lol

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I’m hydrated u can’t tell me shit