Noremac

Cameron 'ya boy'

[Noremac @noremac_____]

Words to live by

[NicholasG @Dad_At_Law]

Told my daughter work was tough today and she patted my back and said, “Life isn’t always pickles and peaches,” like some kind of 3rd Grade Confucius.

[Noremac @noremac_____]

I figured laying on the floor doing nothing is the closest I can get to not existing rn so..

[Noremac @noremac_____]

@buzzbuzzbeech I love you, you idiot.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

When the unvaccinated go to the hospital they should be treated, but also yelled at continuously.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Sometimes in life all you need is for half the country to shut up.

[Noremac @noremac_____]

Bee is currently making paper machete stuff. I called out from the toilet to ask for some toilet paper, they brought me newspaper..

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

can I put a bread bowl in the dishwasher

[gender of the day @genderoftheday]

Today's gender is not about you.

[Noremac @noremac_____]

Christmas is weird. It's like, the world is falling apart around you but BE HAPPY AND FESTIVE OR ELSE...!!

[Noremac @noremac_____]

@R2SNEE2 but what was your answer???

[dodie (uses insta mostly) @doddleoddle]

got my BOOSTA boosty boi busty babe

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

hello IDIOT

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Q: How many owls does it take to do the laundry?
A: One thousand fifty five

[Noremac @noremac_____]

People over the age of 21 who haven't emotionally matured past highschool???? Why???? (Not in the context of trauma ofc)

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Will the owners of the blue planet between Venus and Mars please attend to your vehicle.

It is overheating.

[Noremac @noremac_____]

One of our long-stay mental health patients was transferred to Graylands today, she said thank you to me and gave me an 'elbow bump'... I'm not crying you're crying. #thesystemisfucked

[Noremac @noremac_____]

@clown_jail @buzzbuzzbeech You haven't seen anything yet 😎

[Noremac @noremac_____]

I just told @buzzbuzzbeech I love them and they just flipped me off. This is true love kids...