Alnore

Pronouns: your majesty/m'lord.
you can sleep when you're dead.

[Alnore @norewords]

Tweet of the year

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

This is beyond science.

[NIK @ns123abc]

>be Chang Liu
>senior system electrical engineer at Apple
>8 years working on iphone
>january 2026: leave Apple to join OpenAI
>apple asks for laptop back
>ignore them
>lmao it’s my laptop now
>within HOURS of leaving
>message Yu-Ting “Alyssa” Peng, friend at Apple:

Liu: “I still have another computer”

>uses it to access Apple secret info
>within weeks, use HER Apple work laptop
>february 9: try Apple’s network storage
>cloud repo of confidential engineering files
>authentication bug. still works!
>message Peng: “LOL, I found out I can access the [network storage], so funny”

Peng: “I’m ready”

>while developing hardware for OpenAI
>download DOZENS of confidential files
>including a thousand-plus-page compilation of technical files
>including MLB (main logic board) manufacturing + testing presentations

>send Peng links to Apple’s proprietary folders
>point her to specific project data
>coach her how to copy files “to avoid trouble with the security team”
>tell her which confidential Apple materials to study before her OpenAI interview
>warn her another guy “fumbled” Tang Tan’s questions about a secret Apple project
>“download some info” for her to review

>tell her: switch to LINE Messenger so nobody sees this
>she gets the OpenAI offer, leaves Apple April 16
>meanwhile every message was left on APPLE-ISSUED WORK LAPTOPS

>july 10: Apple Inc. v. Chang Liu
>named first. before OpenAI. before Tang Tan

LOL
so funny

[hot cocoa @bismillahyuk_]

🚨 Surat Dinas Menteri PU ke New York bersama keluarga viral di sosmed 6 Juli 2026

DI TANGGAL 8 JULI, LANGSUNG DI MUTASI KE PAPUA BARAT.

DARI ESELON IVa JADI STAFF BIASA. IYA STAFF BIASAAAA WOI 🤡🤡

Dzalim bangeett ini Menteri PU demi Allah....

[Alnore @norewords]

Looks like @OpenAI stays true to their nonprofit nature,
Since they sure as hell ain't profitable now.

[INDONESIAN CAR CULTURE @SelebtwitMobil]

The Batmobile Robert Pattinson drove now has a 1:1 scale in Indonesia

It's got AC (take that, Europe!), fully featured & comfortable for daily use!
===
Batmobile yg dikendarai Robert Pattinson skrg ada replikanya di Indonesia!

Lengkap dg AC, berbagai fitur, nyaman utk harian!

[Alnore @norewords]

Pah udah pah, adek dah mulai bisa liat kakek disurga ni

[もふもふ動画 @tyomateee2]

子供にも容赦しないお父さんのスタイル…ww

[Alnore @norewords]

Apakah kalian merasa orang finance dikantor murung atau galak?

Apakah karena mereka berhadapan dengan coretax tiap hari?

[Alnore @norewords]

Since the dark ages,
Peasants, working classes,
Are meant to survive,
and look anywhere for better living.

Patriotism and nationalism,
since it's inception,
is brainwashing by the corrupt.
And tax, is evil gaslighting.

Especially
where it's still dark ages
in 2026 🇮🇩

[보늬 달래 참외 @happyBONImeow]

우리 고야미들 너무 귀여운 그림이 생겨서 여기저기 다 붙이고 다니는중

[yahya M @YHYMHMN]

Peringatan dilarang merokok pakai bahasa Indonesia di ximending Taipei Taiwan.

Artinya apa?

Yak yang suka merokok di sana ya orang Indonesia.

Malu gak?

[Mario @fxmario]

@_mardial_ Latian jadi pejabat. Ga minta maaf

[Uni liswara @Uniliswara0]

Loh jatuh sendiri ternyata 😭🤣

[Tokyo Stories Game (in dev.) @tky_stories]

- Tokyo Stories

居なくなってしまった彼女の物語は、この都市でまだ続いていました。
The city continues to tell her story, even after her disappearance.

Wishlist Now! 🔗

[鈴木えぬ @lala_osanpo]

台風来てるから家の中で遊ぶことにした🏠

[KeenandraMuhammad @Keenandra79]

@banyakmi @wilsonsitorus Zen itu adalah ketenangan, bukan nabi gen z pemimpin revolusi

[👀 @BigGuzz]

Habitat alami Land Rover ya di garasi...

[anhar. @apaaisiareal]

hi aku Sore, istri kamu dari masa depan.

[Alnore @norewords]

Now we know why there's never a proper Depok food vlog

Tried giving Depok a chance

End up with food poisoning 😵😵

[破綻国家研究所 @InsHatanCountry]

娘（4）と一緒に、ずっこけぬこのゲーム作りました。

↓　みんな遊んでみてね！
https://t.co/xPjlqUgk7Q

[STONERS R US 🍃 @_StonersRUs_]

World Cup 2026 🏆