NORAgrets

live tweets of me losing control of my life

[NORAgrets @norgasm_]

I’d like to not only thank god but IDgod for helping me start out my college career with way too many blackouts

[raticoncito @n0thasghey]

Looking like sexy crash bandicoot

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

sorry for leaving strands of my hair everywhere an angel tends to leave their feathers all over the place

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[doll bun🏳️‍⚧️ @The_Bunny_Doll]

Got into trouble at Madame Tussauds cus i was taking pics of all the wax models with my weed vape in their mouths lol

[NORAgrets @norgasm_]

@fleshmelons Not Angie drinking Guinness with a straw 😭😭

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

That’s right bitch I’m franchising!!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fuck that rat fuck Punxsutawney Phil. Throw his ass in a crockpot

[Megan McIntosh 🦬❤️💙 @_megaanmac]

Do republicans know they can support deportation and still denounce the actions of ICE?

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

It doesn’t make you a lib to be disgusted to see a man get murdered for practicing his first and second amendment rights. Blindly defending ICE because Trump and his administration tells you to makes you the opposite of a patriot and is as anti-American as it gets.

[Kurt Bardella @kurtbardella]

To be clear: an insurrectionist using a Confederate flag pole to attack police guarding the US Capitol is dubbed a “patriot” and can receive a presidential pardon while US citizens in Minnesota exercising their 1st amendment rights to protest and assemble get executed.

[gail @iluvektar100]

There’s going to be people that will look you in the face and say the white American citizen had a gun and deserved to be held down by 8 grown men, have his gun taken, and then shot point blank multiple times and that’s why things are the way they are

[KnightCziwi⚔️ 🇵🇱 @KnightCziwi]

Meanwhile in the ZOO in Poland

[Michael 🇪🇺🌺 @Antikeburg]

But celebrating Kirk’s death was the “Inhumane left” am i right?

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

if you said something like this about Charlie Kirk three months ago they would have gotten you fired from your job

[Adam King @AdamKing10TV]

The reunion 15 years in the making.

Brutus and Rufus, met today for the first time since that fight in the Shoe:

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

FUCK YES!!!

One death is too many.

WAIT FOR IT — Jon Stewart names off numerous school shootings that the right wing MAGA cultists don't seem to be bothered with.

But they sure love blaming Democrats — even when the shooter hasn't been identified nor apprehended.

👇👇👇👇

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A lot of people don’t realize you can save all the bones from any chicken you cook, store them in the freezer, and then throw them out in like a year.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Dropkick Murphys play a montage of Donald Trump and his best friend Jeffrey Epstein during their song “First Class Loser”

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

how do i commit love island usa voter fraud??