Kari Nordmann

I got bored when my friends were out modeling, so I started this twitter. #norgeproblems

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@rakeland People in the States are so short. I can't see them so I step on them. And they're not pretty so why would I want to look at them?

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Damn it. I can't leave my house because Ola is on my front step. #donteatme #polarbearproblems

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@ParisHilton is 1/8 Norwegian. #norskandproud #wemaketheworldabetterplace

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Sweden may have Ikea, but we have Helly Hansen. #bestscandanavians #swedeprobs #norgewins

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I befriended a minority today. #brunettesarepeopletoo #antiracism #love

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I hate being the ugliest girl in my class. I only get to model for @TeenVogue. #norgeproblems

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I hate wearing heels. They make my legs look too long. #norgeproblems

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My hair is so blonde it makes my tan look fake. #norgeproblems