HEY @elonmusk I'M "LIL BRO", ALSO THE "HE DON'T KNOW YOU" GUY AND AND COMPLETE LOSER. MY BLUE CHECKMARK DRAMATICALLY LOST IT'S VALUE (-99%) IN THE LAST COUPLE MONTHS. WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO UPGRADE TO A SHINY YELLOW ONE PLEASE? I WILL CONTINUE PROVIDING NO VALUE TO YOUR SERVICE!