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@MemeParticipant They probly meant they're projecting that they managed it

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@Headspace my friend who doesn't have twitter asked me to say:

"Please add an option to queue multiple sleep audio tracks. I'd like to fall asleep to a short wind down then automatically switch to a sleep music without having to manually choose the track."

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For the first time in my life I just heard someone unironically say "no pun intended"

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@producerchris Perhaps the Buglers have bioweaponized "fuck you chris"

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Microwaved lettuce is NOT where it's at

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@AliSimmonds1 My mom can drop us off at GameStop to buy the stonk there if your mom can pick us up?

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@WSBChairman Go to @decentraland

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One of @decentraland 's casinos would be a good spot for the r/wallstreetbets GameStop mafia to reconvene memeing Wall Street to it's knees

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Short Squeezing Melvin Capital is Autoerotic Asphyxiation for Gen Z

#GameStop #StockMarket $GME

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I ate a slice of a jalapeño on the left side of my mouth and now my coffee is really hot on the left side of my mouth and luke warm on the right side and it's freaking me out more than I would've expected.

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Our #Yatzee game just had four full houses in a row. What are the odds of that? #BackToBackToBackToBack

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@HelloKitska @DutchBros haha caffeine dream. nice. Don't have a heart attack.

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@HelloKitska @DutchBros How did it turn out?

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Last night I had a dream that Dwight Schrute tried to poison me

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@KapilGuptaMD Would you agree that if the addiction were overcome, the leverage offered by modern technology could produce legends in a way that was not before possible?

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@DanPriceSeattle @ZachandMattShow I finally received my $1200 check on Saturday so I don't have to worry about the pandemic anymore

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@aaronjmate These drone strikes were brought to you by Amazon Prime's Same Day Drone Delivery Service

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All these chat bots on websites asking if they can help me find anything are making it feel too much like a retail store. I'm huffing this Christmas Spice candle, do I look like I want you to help me find something? Unless you can help me find a scented website...

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Can someone explain how Covid is simultaneously so bad in New York they're that shutting down again, yet so good that Andrew Cuomo had the time to write & publish an entire book on the "leadership lessons" he learned fighting Covid? Am I missing something?