If you go to a place that sells auto parts, and they don't have the exact part you need and they say "we can order it for you and we'll call you when it is here".... be advised, they will never get that part. This is not a one-off, this is how the world works now. Go elsewhere.
Mother: Can I borrow you for a few minutes?
Me: Huh?
Mother: I have 6 dozen croissants and a jar of pickles.
Me: I'm going to need more for me to understand WTF you are talking about.
Day 1: We nuke the people overseas responsible for the scam calls and texts.
Day 2: Sideline reporter interviews are outlawed.
Day 3: Anyone who stays on 11 at the blackjack table is deported.
I'm watching so much curling, Vic Rauter has me saying phrases like "the territories" , "the granite curling club" and "Newfoundland and Labrador" to myself in an canadian accent nonstop.
@awfulannouncing Let's do that right after we retire the sideline reporter interviews. They have nothing to add, and the people they are interviewing are doing everything they can to not add anything.