the LLLL

Well you can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which gets filled first.

[the LLLL @norm4life]

It's going down. I'm yelling timber.

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@sogk Battery store, car dealership... I just have the luck apparently

[the LLLL @norm4life]

If you go to a place that sells auto parts, and they don't have the exact part you need and they say "we can order it for you and we'll call you when it is here".... be advised, they will never get that part. This is not a one-off, this is how the world works now. Go elsewhere.

[the LLLL @norm4life]

@akirathedon Scott didn't back down.

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Which of these is more naive? Asking HR if the employee engagement survey is truly anonymous, or asking your mom if the tooth fairy is real...

[the LLLL @norm4life]

@midwestern_ope

[the LLLL @norm4life]

Mother: Can I borrow you for a few minutes?
Me: Huh?
Mother: I have 6 dozen croissants and a jar of pickles.
Me: I'm going to need more for me to understand WTF you are talking about.

[the LLLL @norm4life]

@TheDegenWeekly I would have bet money that Travis would turn out to be the more annoying Kelce brother, but that would have been incredibly wrong.

[the LLLL @norm4life]

@TSN_Sports Jo and Russ are here, Cathy will be along shortly.

[the LLLL @norm4life]

Day 1: We nuke the people overseas responsible for the scam calls and texts.
Day 2: Sideline reporter interviews are outlawed.
Day 3: Anyone who stays on 11 at the blackjack table is deported.

[the LLLL @norm4life]

I'm watching so much curling, Vic Rauter has me saying phrases like "the territories" , "the granite curling club" and "Newfoundland and Labrador" to myself in an canadian accent nonstop.

[the LLLL @norm4life]

I think someone should let Canada know that this is not the way to find the G-spot.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Canada Tells Sweden to 'F*ck Off' in Olympic Curling after being accused of cheating.

You be the judge

[the LLLL @norm4life]

@TaraBull Just take 1 dip and end it!

[the LLLL @norm4life]

@Devin_Heroux Court misconduct! That's a warning!

[the LLLL @norm4life]

@SickosCommittee You're entering a world of pain...

[the LLLL @norm4life]

@BismarckBubble For your weather channel nostalgia needs... https://t.co/fPxpVwXEh8

[the LLLL @norm4life]

@SickosCommittee It's like Jim and Pam before they admitted they were dating.

[the LLLL @norm4life]

@crumbraven @OldHollowTree I can't qwhite figure it out.

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@Polymarket Do they sell liter of cola?

[the LLLL @norm4life]

@awfulannouncing Let's do that right after we retire the sideline reporter interviews. They have nothing to add, and the people they are interviewing are doing everything they can to not add anything.

[the LLLL @norm4life]

@NFLMemes The pass interference calls are ruining football like the block/charge calls ruined basketball.