𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙴

i talk shit, and can back it up.

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙴 @normajeanthings]

Miss Whore is wild 🤣

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙴 @normajeanthings]

Bitch 🤣🤣🤣

[arson @desi0re]

my roommate is so unserious

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙴 @normajeanthings]

Yup

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙴 @normajeanthings]

hi. it’s me 🤣🤣🤣

[^ @whisperandwords]

she’s a 10 but says “huh” after you ask her something, but then answers it before you can repeat yourself. she’s not deaf, her brain just lags like an internet explorer sometimes

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙴 @normajeanthings]

sir huh 🤣🤣🤣

[arson @desi0re]

“Lowkey” 😭😭😭

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙴 @normajeanthings]

not worth it

[𝚂𝙷𝙰𝙳𝙰𝙸 𝙻𝚈𝙽𝙽。🍯 @ThatHoneyChan]

I don’t be saying half the shit I want to say but maybe I should.

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙴 @normajeanthings]

bruh i’m crying 🤣🤣🤣

[𝙱𝚁𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚈 ᛑᛗᛛ @takeabxte]

“Cierra if you’re getting unsolicited dick pics, I swear to God I’m calling the cops.”

I wrote it and it made me cackle for five straight minutes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙴 @normajeanthings]

did i nap for 5 hours despite needing to go to bed on time tonight? yes i did. do i regret it? absolutely not.

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙴 @normajeanthings]

whew chil’

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙴 @normajeanthings]

look it’s you, @ThatHoneyChan. i’m so proud of you lol cause before you’d have lost your shit.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

detaching instead of crashing out >>>>

[freckxi ⋆˚࿔ @freckxi]

she’s a ten but she prefers to stay in, play video games and read books

[tiffonii @Tiffoni__]

Do not apologize to me about something you intentionally did. Fuck you just like it was fuck me!

[ᥫ᭡. @PMPCESSDIARY]

y’all don’t love beyoncé like i do.

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙴 @normajeanthings]

me with the apparition.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

you ever fucked with a song so hard that you restart the song before it's even over???

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙴 @normajeanthings]

i always notice. and if you being weird imma call you out on it 🤷🏾‍♀️

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙴 @normajeanthings]

why are we in this bar and shay’s ass done mugged tf out this woman cause she hates the sound of her voice 🤣🤣🤣 girl don’t have me fighting in here.

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙴 @normajeanthings]

we all got that one friend who can’t be taken anywhere 🤣