Genius

tweeting to myself

[Genius @normalcoolguy67]

My superior intellect cannot be questioned

[Genius @normalcoolguy67]

Vegetables can get fucked

[Genius @normalcoolguy67]

needing tommy john surgery after 25 minutes of wii baseball

[Genius @normalcoolguy67]

Squire. Bring me my blade, and my favorite sneakers as well

[Genius @normalcoolguy67]

It’s always three idiots on the plane around me watching some of the worst looking Netflix slop of all time. But I can’t look away

[Genius @normalcoolguy67]

@NBABabySecret Respect the baseball giants

[Genius @normalcoolguy67]

I never want to have to enter another damned password for anything the rest of my life. that is my dream

[Alex Pavlovic @PavlovicNBCS]

The complete opposite of last night’s outfield celebration:

[Genius @normalcoolguy67]

Jung hoo Lee is the man

[Genius @normalcoolguy67]

49ers just drafting bullshit

[Genius @normalcoolguy67]

Erika Kirk is announcing the pick for the Kansas City chiefs #nfldraft

[Genius @normalcoolguy67]

@SadNinersFan we were drafting a 5 foot 7 punt returner with that pick

[Genius @normalcoolguy67]

I’m the most unemployed guy. I’ve seen homeless people with twice as much job as me

[Genius @normalcoolguy67]

@fcknlame_

[Genius @normalcoolguy67]

Throwing up 100 times

[Genius @normalcoolguy67]

Just spent genuinely 90% of my net worth at trader joe’s

[Genius @normalcoolguy67]

God damn do I want the niners to win this game

[Genius @normalcoolguy67]

God damn do I want the niners to win this game