maelar

fun from a. normal girl

[maelar @normalgirlfun]

ate that lil white pack in the beef jerky ended up in Atlanta, GA

[maelar @normalgirlfun]

pro tip get rid of your boyfriend and you won’t be depressed anymore

[maelar @normalgirlfun]

turning 25 is crying about everything that has ever happened to you

[maelar @normalgirlfun]

i think my frontal lobe developed just now

[maelar @normalgirlfun]

feeling Content and that maybe Intuition is Real

[maelar @normalgirlfun]

i got called to the office my senior year of highschool because i typed “if kiss me thru the phone is not the senior song something bad will happen” in our google chat

[maelar @normalgirlfun]

recession indicator

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

ok… did our 2 day bender mean nothing to you?

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

When he's tryna act mysterious but the only mysterious thing about him is whether he's gay or not

[maelar @normalgirlfun]

thinking about how when I was like 10 I apologized for my diary for not writing in it often enough but I wasn’t sorry my dad just took away my DSi

[maelar @normalgirlfun]

being 24 is realizing you’re not the hot kind of crazy men talk about just actually an insane person

[maelar @normalgirlfun]

if you treat everyone as a friend they will eventually become that

[maelar @normalgirlfun]

YOOO WHY DO I ALWAYS TURN INTO WHAT I FEAR THE MOST

[maelar @normalgirlfun]

i love a man with auto caps off it’s like yea

[maelar @normalgirlfun]

sitting in the parking lot at the Halloween function in too much emotional turmoil to leave ur vehicle

[Jone @windbreakergod]

Idk how to say this but every time I try on pants at the thrift store I feel like I’m butt naked jacking off with loaded gun in my mouth fat as fuck

[maelar @normalgirlfun]

straight up ghosting my therapist

[maelar @normalgirlfun]

yooooo why do I always turn into what I fear the most

[maelar @normalgirlfun]

mid white boy…….. please……….

[maelar @normalgirlfun]

that Gilbert grape dude reminds me so much of my ex not even in a mean way like actually genuinely does