kyle

cheap beer enthusiast. Smarfist. he/him

[kyle @normalguykyle]

i can't pin other accounts tweets, but - https://t.co/mznZt68Wjs

[kyle @normalguykyle]

What about Iowa City

[OnlMaps @onlmaps]

U.S. Cities Not Requiring State Names utilizing Associated Press Style

[Alex Kirshner @alex_kirshner]

This is a national tragedy. It was inevitable after 2020 and Megyn's probably lying here, but if you get to the point where you can't believe Rs finished third in jungle primaries in a deep blue state in a year the R president's favorability is minus a billion, nothing's real

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

honestly one of the most humiliating decisions in professional sports history and proof that there are no adults left in the room trying to advocate for the League, just a bunch of billionaires trying to shake every last quarter out of their piggy banks

[willy 🌜💧 @willystaley]

[noticing for the first time that American men wear baseball hats, t-shirts and plaid button downs] chilling...

[bunnie @CuriousBunnie12]

THERE IS NO EMPIRE!!!! YOU WORK 40 HOURS A WEEK ON MICROSOFT EXCEL!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!!!!!

[kyle @normalguykyle]

Developing a parasocial relationship with the woman driving a Land Rover Defender through Back Bay and wearing a surgical glove on her cig-smoking hand

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Why does the cancer cell grow

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

I had a lot of different feelings/thoughts about the Geese/Chaotic Good story, so I spent 3,500 words trying to flesh them out. But this is basically the crux, about what marketing can (construct "relevance") and can't do (make people like something).
https://t.co/ZVIO8N06KB

[Flesh Prison Enjoyer @_theFleshPrince]

yeah bro you feel stupid because you're stupid as fuck lmfao

[jp @excesstential]

i think “decontextualized idiom in plain speak” has the highest batting average of tweet type for me. i mean this tweet is gospel at this point

[Aidan Smith @aidan_smx01]

Probably the most definitive proof of right-wing media bias is that “nonpartisan” CBS thinks a mayor’s wife’s Instagram likes are a major story while Republicans in Congress say stuff like this with no pushback:

[yc @yc]

Trying to make this a story when we’re in the middle of bombing Iranian school children and support for Israel is an at all-time low is not gonna stem the tide, Bari

[Trey @TA1297]

When you just played the Miami Heat yesterday:

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Always baffled when people use this line - it was maybe the most predictable agenda in political history, laid out by the candidate and think tanks during campaign. If you listened to two Trump speeches you were caught up.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Stephen Miller wants you to think that the paramilitary force he keeps empowering to kill innocent white Americans, on camera, is the real victim. A world-historical coward who is incinerating Trump’s deformed political movement in real time

[Jake @JakeWally]

One of the craziest lifes ever. A real American