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Qualified; he/him/his

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Except they didn't. I got pulled over about 2 weeks ago. The first thing he said was "You really think you can get away with expired tags?"

Yes, it's my responsibility. Obviously. But to say they've actually stopped just isn't true.

#DPD @DenverPolice

https://t.co/lc7Ih1sKtQ

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@wileywallaby I'm really trying to withhold judgment here, but will you explain how this isn't just a cynical lie to take advantage of people wanting to eat healthier?

https://t.co/ZzkHpcOyGV

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@Groupon Will you please tell me who/what ECOINICS, INC is?

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So from what I can tell, apparently the expensive plans don't require a yearly commitment, but those of us without much money have to be milked. I know @adobe couldn't possibly care less about me, but god that's disappointing.

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@Adobe Is it seriously not possible to buy a monthly photography plan without committing to an entire year subscription?? Is there something I'm missing?

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@nypost Congrats on the dumbest, most misleading, fear-mongering post of the year so far. Straight up ratings whores.

https://t.co/52vqTYaS6M

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@RepBoebert Have they said they're furious, or are you making shit up so you have something else to whine about instead of doing your job?

#strawman #camwhore

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@laurenboebert When you misconstrue inclusion for divisiveness, you're the problem.

#bigotry

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@SarahHuckabee did you seriously believe every story you heard before having kids? Have you ever considered revisiting some of those stories now that you do?

https://t.co/GP1Tcob00K

#SarahHuckabeeSanders #sotu2023 #SOTU23 #soturesponse #FoxNews

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Closer to a furry carp cosplay ready to snap at any bait offered
#MarjorieTaylorGreene
#MTG

https://t.co/AgMFWe16W7

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@Twitch Kings Quest. Beat that!

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@elsieee966 Even if this *was* related to lgbtq+, all these people are saying is shut up, stop having opinions and entertain us. Self-centered AND bigoted

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This is cute. @FOXBaltimore on @YouTube talking about classified docs at Biden’s home, and using a thumbnail of the docs stolen by Trump.

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@AmandaLarreni Is this how you get twitter famous? Repeat something dumb that some idiot said and let people go at it?
Here I was trying to come up with helpful/useful content, when really I just needed to start a digital fight club. BUT numbers don't lie: people don't want useful or helpful.

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@Xryeau_ @elonmusk I feel like I don't want to believe this, but I'm pretty sure accusing a complete stranger of lying is totally lame, so, fair point! Maybe I'll try to cut back on speaking for all humanity 😉

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If I was obscenely wealthy the world would care what I just drank too. But I'm broke.
It's not @elonmusk that makes @elonmusk so important. It's his money.

#capitalism

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

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@MaryBollock @nathaliejacoby1 I was raised in South Dakota, and I'm so sorry. Occasionally I think of going back to fight the good fight, but then I remember it's South Dakota 😒😐

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Just posted a photo @ Colorado https://t.co/Aiwdq4v3Jd

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@IdiotRyanKahl ...cummies?

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@RockstarSupport I need ALL the shark cards! Have money! Please help! I'll exchange many monies for acknowledgement of my existence, but mostly just shark cards!