simon

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

don’t care + didn’t ask + beaver aerodynamics

[tex @texmeplease]

using my turn signal to pull into a parking space

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

they've built concentration camps and i'm expected to act like it's a mere difference of political opinion

[BIG DEB @DiscoDebbie1]

Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Protestors spent days being tear-gassed only to be accused of being “armed” with gas masks when they tried to figure out to to avoid inhaling a chemical weapon banned by the Geneva convention in an effort to make them seem dangerous and thus justify violence against them

[Ben Nuckols @APBenNuckols]

We're going to a spell-off, for some reason. It's almost 10 p.m. but the top two only had one traditional round against each other.

[simon @normaln0w]

gn all I LOVE THE SPELLING BEE SO BAD

[simon @normaln0w]

I still hate the spell off but that made me hate it just a tiny bit less … shrey ABSOLUTELY INSANE

[Ben Nuckols @APBenNuckols]

Logan Bailey is tripped up on "Quincke tube" (he left out the "c"), but he seemed to enjoy himself even while misspelling. He will be a crowd favorite if he makes it back.

[simon @normaln0w]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[simon @normaln0w]

I love the scripps national spelling bee so bad like ten years on there is not a piece of my life that goes untouched by it

[simon @normaln0w]

FOURTH PLACE CLUB IKTR ❤️

[simon @normaln0w]

i think i might be team kushi…

[simon @normaln0w]

having perfect commemoration of our 10y finals anniversary. we realized today that our 2016 bee is like the 2006 bee was to us which is HORRIFYING!

[simon @normaln0w]

washed #spellingbee watch party

[simon @normaln0w]

like I am feeling all your feelings with you so actively

[simon @normaln0w]

logan SOOOOO awesome it’s so serious

[simon @normaln0w]

@APBenNuckols redownloaded twitter just for today to see what you’ve been up to this week and am of course never disappointed…thank you for always doing the bee justice 🐝

[simon @normaln0w]

back on twitter for one day only for scripps national spelling bee finals. at my airport gate rn to go to new orleans so I can watch with @CooperKomatsu ten years later. i am so out of touch with it these days but what a wonderful event