Bostradamus

easily one of the Twitter accounts of all time

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

“You can’t just replace a one time 100 point player for Nic Roy”

The humble number 12:

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

@senstalk_ @NHL rent due? cleanest big hit in a decade+

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

Carey Price is one of the greatest humans i’ve ever met. my hero for years and he exceeded any expectations i had. happy to see him getting his flowers.

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

i’ll be eating meat and raw milk for the next 3 months

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

you should be able to fold in the middle of the season if the vibes are bad

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

@ReeseTheBeagle @JeffVeillette the Hart is famously voted on after the first round

[On Cinema at the Cinema @OCATCOfficial]

Is it the Cat in the Hat's Hat or the Cat in the Hat Hat?

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

at the game explaining to a casual fan buddy, he knows the threat is a lefty and unlikely to receive and one time this, the threat is backhand. respects the short side release but reads that his best play is across the body. great save but he knees he was bringing it backhand.

[Mark Holmes @MarkHolmes1326]

I need people to understand how incredible difficult this was too do. He's already committed to slide left, stopped himself, and pushed back over. Ridiculous.

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

my team did this in Junior B over a decade ago and we won the league… seems like it would be effective

[Topher Scott @HockeyThinkTank]

COACHES: Here's an unreal power play look from the Ducks using two players behind the net.

It's a Box + 1 with the low players below the goalline. With this look, they're able to get multiple defenders with sticks vacating the middle leaving the bumper player wide open for the goal. I think more teams, at all levels, should try this look moving forward.

Great job by Anaheim!

[Sponkus J Corkus @JamalWillH]

Please don’t tell me this is the shit you guys were watching for years. Please tell me this clip is edited somehow like they sped it up or cut scenes or something

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

they’re giving him the Helle-cuck chair

[Joey Kenward @kenwardskorner]

Interesting tidbit re: #GoJetsGo arena

The non-starting goalie for the visiting team usually watches the action from this spot along the corner glass (if not off monitor from their dressing room)

Will be interested to see if Hellebuyck choose to sit in this location on Tuesday

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

@MarkJCarney gonna trickle down any quarter now

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

toughest guys in the league when the game is out of reach

[NESN @NESN]

Matthew Tkachuk heads to the locker room following a roughing penalty & game misconduct 👋

@tdgarden understood the assignment blaring "Bye bye bye" by NSYNC 🎶😆

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

i wouldn’t piss on this Leafs team if they were on fire

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

#leafs

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

normalize firing your coach 20 games into the season

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

Here's my best Pekka Rinne impression.

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

maybe Nylander isn’t trying because his coach won’t let him play with the best C in franchise history idk just a thought

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

19/84 Lineup!

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

@lesdeljkovic in lacrosse, with quarters and shot clocks, teams will often pull their goalie when the time on the clock is less than the shot clock.

[Pintmonster @pintmonster69]

The first ever nepo father

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

@AzorcanGlobal @warrenlukinuk lol. lmao even. you should look up the population of both demographics. cope and seethe, same as it’s always been