Bostradamus

easily one of the Twitter accounts of all time

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

Gavin McKenna YOU are a Toronto Maple Leaf

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

@berezin_goal no im pretty sure you should sic your private security into the DMs of prominent media members to intimidate them into being nice to you

[Sergei @berezin_goal]

If an athlete cannot handle playing in a big market and it impacts their mental health to have their performance critiqued, the onus is on the player and organization to get him out of that situation.

The onus is not on the fans to be nicer to the multimillionaire athlete.

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

@e_presement backing in supremacy

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

Marner had a 3 game, 5 game and 6 game goalless drought in the same playoff run lmao

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

the hydrogen bomb power of gratitude vs the coughing baby victim woe is me mentality

[Dave Minuk @ICdave]

“I loved being in Winnipeg. This was the dream there. I’m obviously sad I wasn’t able to do that with the guys in Winnipeg and the city of Winnipeg. They hold a special place in my heart..”

Nikolaj Ehlers gets emotional discussing the impact of Winnipeg on his career.

[Bryan Hayes @HayesTSN]

‘Some guys just jump ship’

Jordan Staal talking about staying in Carolina and grinding until the job gets done.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

You know the vibes

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

And now the hockey world turns its collective eye to the most important trophy, the Calder Cup

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

Just another game eh Mitchy

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

Bussi on his bussi. #YearoftheBussi

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[GL @gldivittorio]

“We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism” 🧡💙

[Paweł Wargan @pawelwargan]

In my lifetime, China lifted 850 million people out of poverty, while the US created one trillionaire. It is clear as day that socialism is the key to our future.

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

gonna play the newest Spider Man game in solidarity with NYC

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

forever vindicated

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

AOC chatting with some folks at the Bronx brewery.

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

one time i told a girl my birth chart and she never spoke to me again. love that for her

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

@DougPolkVids nut bluff unblocker

[ottawaisms @ottawaisms]

À man is at his sexiest when he says thank you to the bus driver. Just FYI