Hailey Norman

[Hailey Norman @norman_hailey]

If you think finals is bad, try spilling your entire beer on your roommate and then let me know what is worse.

[Hailey Norman @norman_hailey]

@kylesarringar Literally same!

[Bailey Tibbs @baileytibbs]

Bout to come out with my own brand of jeans 26x33 with a 20in thigh. I’ll call them—> “Realistic” 💁🏼

[brook @22Bac]

Soooo myself?? https://t.co/Y9hyVNUPml

[Hailey Norman @norman_hailey]

Why do bugs like lights?

[Hailey Norman @norman_hailey]

I love when a good song comes in and you and your friend make eye contact to confirm that the song is fire.

[Hailey Norman @norman_hailey]

This tweet is a promise to @brittaniclark1 that I will get Wok at the MUC on Friday for lunch. She thinks I’m too drunk to remember. This tweet shall prove her wrong.

[Hailey Norman @norman_hailey]

Nothing makes me feel better than playing a song at the bar and seeing other people enjoy it.

[brittani clark @brittaniclark1]

Hailey and I are the only two people at the Pub right now and it might just be the most fun we've had yet. 👾👽
@norman_hailey

[Hailey Norman @norman_hailey]

@brittaniclark1

[Hailey Norman @norman_hailey]

How does one explain “lost in the sauce”....

[Hailey Norman @norman_hailey]

When you get cute texts at 3am from bae. Also left our previous convos for your viewing.

[Hailey Norman @norman_hailey]

@alitscott Never gets old

[Hailey Norman @norman_hailey]

@alitscott Nothing but luv and friendship. Thank you for the memory recap.

[Hailey Norman @norman_hailey]

Everyone knows pi is 3.14, but I’d be lying if I said I remembered what it was used for.

[Hailey Norman @norman_hailey]

@alitscott I’ve been doing laundry for four days now.

[Hailey Norman @norman_hailey]

I’ve probably tweeted about this before, but is it really necessary for Pierre to have more stoplights than Sioux Falls?

[Hailey Norman @norman_hailey]

@The_Little_P 😂😂😂 I saw Toby sing karaoke last night. Typical Toby.

[Hailey Norman @norman_hailey]

Last night drunk hailey didn’t purchase any credits on touch tunes. *pats self on back*