King William I

Winner of a massive bundle on the 14th October 1066

[King William I @NormandyCalling]

When it’s time to vote for the Mayor of London and for the removal of Khan/Labour from office:

👉 actually go and vote - turnout was 40.5% - woefully low so get off your backside!

👉 vote for the candidate most likely to remove Khan/Labour who has proper policies and proper backing.

🚨DO NOT SPLIT THE VOTE🚨

Granted, Count Binface is usually hugely impressive, however he is unlikely to remove Khan/Labour - remember Khan was elected on just 48.8% of the meagre 40.5% who actually bothered to vote.

That means just 19.7% of all Londoners who are eligible to vote voted for and wanted Khan.

Don’t let it happen again!

[King William I @NormandyCalling]

@MarxMedia This one is baffling as it was so well publicised.

[King William I @NormandyCalling]

@MrMBrown “I’m not some cunt you can fucking repeat to like a parrot”

“I’ll come down and wring your neck, you prick”

His client seems a little upset.

[King William I @NormandyCalling]

@GerryKeogh_ “Mr X” was apparently ‘around’ 38 years old in 2009 when they met.
Ben Cowburn was 17.

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

Kemi Badenoch will cut £36 billion from the welfare bill and get Britain working again.

[Toby Young @toadmeister]

Lucy Powell has defended Ed Miliband's appearance on Russell Brand's YouTube show in 2015, saying it took place in a "different era" before the comedian's predatory behaviour had been exposed. https://t.co/pdupezSIRY

[WireSpy @WireSpy92]

When your missus comes back from a night on the piss with the girls and insists on sharing all the new gossip.

[Ramon Agusta @ramonagusta]

I don't remember anyone voting for "Boston Consulting Group".

[King William I @NormandyCalling]

@DailyMail It costs about £60,000 to lock someone up in the UK.

Brand is apparently worth about £15m.

Perhaps he can also pay his own prison bill instead of it coming out of our taxes?

[King William I @NormandyCalling]

@DailyMail See my post about the Department for Education.

Sack the whole department, start again.

[GB News @GBNEWS]

Britons believe Andy Burnham is covering up migrant crime data amid court battle
https://t.co/uKmetph0aN

[King William I @NormandyCalling]

@skulthorp It reminds me of the book England, England by Julian Barnes. This wouldn’t look out of place in Sir Jack Pitman’s theme park.

[King William I @NormandyCalling]

@GBNEWS When are these MPs going to fuck off?

[King William I @NormandyCalling]

@Enoughsenough00 And again, Labour can get fucked.

[King William I @NormandyCalling]

@Telegraph Witch faced old prat.

[Katie Lam @Katie_Lam_MP]

1.3 million Britons laid down their lives in the two World Wars.

Their sacrifice protected this country, and our way of life, from evil despots.

Implying that this has anything to do with an EU student exchange scheme is unbelievably crass and deeply insulting.

[Helen Whately MP @Helen_Whately]

3 in 4 constituencies receive more in welfare than workers pay in tax.

That's how the social contract gets broken. It's time for a fairer system for claimants and taxpayers.

That means face-to-face assessments, stopping benefits for mild anxiety & ADHD, no benefits for foreign nationals and bringing back the 2-child cap.

[JB @jrb528]

Flew an airplane into a building where my friends worked.

Twice.

[King William I @NormandyCalling]

@GuidoFawkes I want to see the entire Dept for Education sacked.
All gone.
Sack the lot, bin them off, start again.

[King William I @NormandyCalling]

@Jemima_Khan It’s terrible that you’ve even needed to explain. I won’t lie though, it was a very interesting read.

Be happy that period with Brand is long behind you 👍

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

The Scottish Government 'X' account posted about the Sikh event 'Bandi Chhor Divas' at bang on 11.00am yesterday, with absolutely nothing about Remembrance Sunday said all day.

I suspect millions of Scottish men and women share my utter disgust with the SNP.