Norman Olson

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The burrowing parrots in Patagonia have been spotted working together to jump-start a water pump at a farm to have a drink [full video: https://t.co/MnXqYTSqPk]

[Amazing Nature @AmazingNature00]

The Oscar goes to.....

[Norman Olson @normanolson]

@HitaOverlord @Lewtoons Millionaire, Happiness, and Famous. I'd settle for the middle one, but only if I don't have to deal with the other two.

[Norman Olson @normanolson]

@MG42bonesaw @thejackbeyer Thanks for that. It has been an interesting and informative read.

[Brian Feroldi @BrianFeroldi]

"I’d rather be optimistic and wrong, than pessimistic and right."

-- @elonmusk

[Norman Olson @normanolson]

@SciGuySpace You think this is the Finale? We just started the 4th quarter.

[Chris Jones @EnswellJones]

Writing for Esquire was such a great job, nobody ever left. When I arrived in 2002 at 28, I was the youngest writer there. When I left in 2016, I was 43… and the youngest writer there. I’d often get assigned “young” stories and feel like a complete narc: “Hello, fellow kids.”

[Dr. Tom Frieden @DrTomFrieden]

It took the world about 100 days to go from 0 cases to 1 million detected cases. Then:
1 to 2 mil: 12 days
2 to 3 mil: 13 days
3 to 4 mil: 12 days
4 to 5 mil: 11 days
5 to 6 mil: 10 days
6 to 7 mil: 8 days
7 to 8 mil: 8 days
8 to 9 mil: 6 days

The pandemic is accelerating.

[Bryan Leblanc @bryan_leblanc]

This is just a bear... being a good citizen.

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

“You enter a large cave. The Orcs’ trail led you here. Now, before you lie three paths, one of—“
“i jump into the water”
“You can’t keep jumping in the water. There is no water here.”
“are there any clams”
“Stop asking that.”
“i cast detect clam”
“That’s not a spell.”

[Tobiass 🔞 @buttholemagick]

My mom's response to me drawing porn.

I've been having a rough couple weeks but at least I have my mom. I love you, mom.

[NWS Weather Prediction Center @NWSWPC]

Widespread precipitation across the western U.S. has gradually become more scattered. WPC has written the final Storm Summary. This is an animation of GOES-17 Geocolor images showing the active evolution of cyclones that have impacted Hawaii and the West Coast since Feb. 8.