Norm Augustinus

Writer, inventor.

[Norm Augustinus @normaugustinus]

Big Al likes it when I sit with him. @CarriageCavalry #horses #carriageon #horses

[Norm Augustinus @normaugustinus]

My Latest Podcast! (11/6/26) It's Romantic For A Chick To Take A Rod On A Holiday! Subtitle: She Was Tested For Sleep Apnea at Her Home In the Woods! https://t.co/KBEm1zkvUL #love #romance #sex #comedy #itunes #podcast https://t.co/chUsVEUQSx

[Norm Augustinus @normaugustinus]

Me in Michigan standing next to a Cessna 172 Skyhawk. #planes #cessna #airplanes #michigan #flying #hobbies

[Norm Augustinus @normaugustinus]

They thought I couldn't see them. But they were wrong. A mom and her baby. #deer #michigan #wildlife #summer #puremichigan

[Norm Augustinus @normaugustinus]

My mom and I bowling. The cow behind the counter must have thought I couldn't handle a real ball, so she gave me a mini homo ball. It really bothered me. I think you can see the pain in my dead expressionless face. #love #moms #michigan #bowling #sports #birthday #puremichigan

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I bumped into this young buck in a clearing. He's not doing well. Note his ribs and badly broken right rear hind leg. At one point, he looked into my eyes for a long time. #outdoors #michigan #wildlife #deer #summer #animals

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My mom & I fishing Round Lake in Michigan. My mom would add peppermint schnapps to the hot coffee in her Thermos. Sometimes she'd let me have a sip. I was eaten alive by mosquitos, and stung by nettles, as I dug for the worms in that bucket. #michigan #fishing #love #moms

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My mom and I at Little Girls Point located in Gogebic County (Ironwood, Michigan) standing in Lake Superior. That's a freighter in the background. I was lucky. My mom loved me very much. #love #moms #michigan #lakesuperior #swimming #freighters #memorialday #puremichigan

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Me eating pizza. #photos #pizza #kids #coke #family

[Norm Augustinus @normaugustinus]

So exciting! Just bought this 50- year-old cache of very old handmade fly fishing flies at a bait shop in Grayling, Michigan. #Michigan #flyfishing #icefishing

[Norm Augustinus @normaugustinus]

Summers end. Upper nothern Michigan. It's so lovely. #Michigan #nature #lakes #Autumn

[Norm Augustinus @normaugustinus]

Summer is gone man. #Summer #michigan #fall #winter #leaves #weed #marijuana

[Norm Augustinus @normaugustinus]

Lots of ducks hanging out in a secluded upper northern michigan area. #wildlife #michigan #ducks #outdoors

[Norm Augustinus @normaugustinus]

She allowed me to walk right up & admire her family. I'm pretty sure she thought I was attractive. #ducks #michigan #wildlife #birds

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Me, fly fishing in the Au Sable River. #Grayling #michigan #fishing

[Norm Augustinus @normaugustinus]

Playing horseshoes alongside the Straits of Mackinac, near Mackinac Island. #michigan #wintersport #outdoors

[Norm Augustinus @normaugustinus]

Please read my Halloween story over at McSweeney's. #halloween2024 #halloween #spooky #trickortreat @mcsweeneys https://t.co/IAtauQkho1

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@hozkinz Hozkinz: Good to know I had some kind of influence on you. Nice compliment...Keep at it, pal. Eventually the up and down in combination with years invested will make you what you want to be.

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@bloatedlesbian Yes.

[Norm Augustinus @normaugustinus]

@ravelez22 Hi Rich: Merry Christmas, pal. Hope all is well. Love Norman

[Norm Augustinus @normaugustinus]

@Kiwi_D Got the ice fishing shanty ready to go.