Liam Wood

Im a boring bastard, this is my life

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@Arsenal want to make you aware. At Princess Alexandra Hospital, 3 gooners on Harold ward. Stand out is 94 y/o who has heart failure and took a fall, all he wanted to do was watch the arsenal so we have managed to get an audio feed. Fans like him built Arsenal

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@Ravens long time Ravens fan coming Sunday to Titans game. I have stage four lung cancer and my make a wish is to see the Ravens win a game! Ravens lost last time in LDN so they HAVE to win this time, don't want to let a dying man down!

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@talkSPORT Shevchenko is biggest prem flop ever. Record for British club, one of the best in the world. 9 goals in 3 seasons. Pepe is Arsenal's biggest flop. Whilst didn't come with the rep cost the money

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@talkSPORT Arsenal fan but Kane would make Utd challengers. Why they don't offer Maguire + £40-60mil would be good for all parties.

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@sainsburys strikes again. Open up our Lamb Shanks and it smells like a festival toilet! Two years in a row now our Sainsbury's lamb order has ruined Easter

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@SW_Celebration my tickets for Saturday still have not arrived. Who can I contact please

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@RW__Arena im attending crufts sat and sun and have stage four lung cancer. I use an oxygen compressor in a back pack but policy says no rucksacks allowed. Will this be permitted?

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@sainsburys Standard sainsburys. Third time now for differing complaints im asked to do this then ignored.

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@sainsburys usually praise your delivery drivers. Today however shopping turned up covered in fabric conditioner, they laughed it off and left us with everything despite is saying we don't want the fresh conditioner soaked veg. Conditioner all over the floor where they left bits.

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@sainsburys You never did reply to my dm

[Liam Wood @normontour]

Hey @sainsburys was wondering why ive felt sick this afternoon. Ate this for lunch, didnt check the date as I bought it Wednesday from your Loughton store...Over a week out of date!!!

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@RequestABet hi sky bet. Can I please get odds on Eagles to win, AJ Brown MVP in Superbowl

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@Jaguars hey jags, what's going on? Tried joining the WhatsApp and it don't work!

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@currys can you help me with the maths on your website please

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@RequestABet Did we get a price onbthese? Cant find them to bet

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@RequestABet in NFL can I get Justin Jefferson offensive player of year, Micah Parsons defensive player of year and Aidan Hutchinson defensive rookie of year as treble and doubles please.

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@sainsburys the best microwave meals Ive ever had and I think I've tried them all. Dont get rid of them ever! Would probably sell more if they were with the other microwave meals as well instead of just in the world food section as I have had to tell people where they are

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@nepp_parking Is there anything that can be done at weekends?

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@nepp_parking hi NEPP. A range rover has parked in the disabled bay near my property meaning I cannot use it. Is there anyway to report this so they get a ticket and don't do it in the future please?

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@RequestABet Apologies I asked for these two combined with Aaron Donald as MVP please

[Liam Wood @normontour]

@RequestABet can I pls get Rams -4, under 48 total pts and Aaron Donald as MVP for superbowl