Norm’s Ghost🗿👻

Any fucking questions?

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Waited until spooky season to replay Silent Hill 2 Remake only to find the August patch has turned it into a bad acid trip. How the fuck do you break a game that ran fine for 2 years

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Losing repeatedly to Orphan of Kos feels so much different than losing repeatedly to Laurence

“That was my fault! Next time.” vs “FUCKING BULLSHIT HITBOXES IN THIS BULLSHIT NARROW ROOM WITH THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT AOE REEEE”

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First time playing a Soulslike with Bloodborne and finally got to a boss that has my number in Ebrietas

Pretty sure I’ve got the correct recipe figured out but goddamn I keep fumbling when she’s down to 20% HP

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New champ on Jeopardy’s mannerisms remind me of Jimmy Fallon’s French Stewart impression

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@AphroditeElohei “And Trump will help rebuild it”

Not according to them I guess

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I heard someone I know say they expect Iran to destroy The Temple Mount (as it is prophesied it will be rebuilt in the end times) and Trump will help rebuild it

They seemed to skip over the part where it says the Antichrist will be the one helping rebuild it

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“If you don’t give me a discount on this car I’m gonna burn the dealership down!”

*walks away paying sticker price + 10%*

“Art of the deal baby”

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I blame NG+ for the player keeping James stuck in Silent Hill’s theorized time loop

“Okay these monsters are just manifestations of his traumatic thoughts & feelings, so I don’t need to be so aggres- OOH CHAINSAW FUCK ALL OF YOU FOR LAST TIME. I HAVE LEARNED NOTHING.”

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@SynthPotato In reference to the toilet step from the subreddit

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Looks like after 1000s of autistically devoted puzzle enthusiasts painstakingly pieced together 90% of RE Requiem’s “The Final Puzzle,” some guy may have just bumbled his way into finding the missing piece and has no idea how he did it

Peak 2026

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Generator commercials are so funny

“Yeah I need the peace of mind my family is taken care of no matter what happens. When I was in the hospital it did everything: kept the house warm, cooked dinner, made sweet love to my wife. Everything. That’s Generac peace of mind for ya.”

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@TeamYouTube Looks like restarting my device solved it. Boomer moment on my part. Thanks 🫡

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Wtf is with the CC automatically turning on after ads in @YouTube videos

It’s not caused by any iOS settings & it seems like it’s happening to a lot of people smh

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They gonna show David decapitating Goliath and carrying his head around for days in that new movie or nah

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*Rob & Michelle Reiner get murdered*

Trump:

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I really don’t care what your cultural norms are: cow-tipping is unethical, and backwards

Ranchers should be required to pay cows a living wage

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I just want my YouTube Recap :(

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“Wait so you actually like Cum Town?”

“Oh yeah I love Stavvy!”

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Reminding military they aren’t obligated to follow unlawful orders = sedition

Working with Putin’s regime to further Russian interests ≠ treason

Any fucking questions??

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Conservative politics applied to recovery from alcoholism:

“They used Ativan to taper you off safely?? That’s not REAL detox!! We had to hallucinate and seize for a week when I was your age!!! BRAIN DAMAGE IS PART OF REAL SOBRIETY!! ENTITLED GENERATION!!!!”