Norris Cole

Retired proprietor of 'The Kabin Newsagents' in Coronation Street, Weatherfield. Now living in Cheshire. Here since January 2010! Accept NO imitations! (Not MH)

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

Farewell Weatherfield. The time has come to support those who need me. The Kabin remains in good hands... well it’s certainly out of mine now! Look after my friends. Take care.

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

Hello Twitter, this is Mary. I found Norris’ password written in his old Kabin accounts book.Thank you to everybody who came to see him off! He was cheeky until the very end. I will be having a lemon tea in his honour! (He hated lemons! Too bitter!) Goodbye darling Norris! xx 😘

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

Call Kenneth Barlow

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

@nigelj08223325 @jcm247 Reminds me of The Rovers on a Friday night

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

@juliagoulding I do miss Roy’s Rolls, he did a lovely cup of tea. Ironically his barm cakes though, awful! I once let one go stale in the back room at The Kabin. Rita found it a month later, still as hard as when it was bought! Did I complain? Well you know me, I’m not one to speak my mind!

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

I feel rough as houses! That’ll probably be Mary’s homemade instant mash she sent me in the post! “It’s freeze dried” she goes! I’ll be ‘freeze dried’ at this rate after her experiments!

Still, the thought was there I suppose.

Right, how do I close down my Twitter? I’m done!

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

Hello Twitter. Does anyone know if Mary Taylor of Coronation Street Weatherfield? I can’t contact her and really need to. If you don’t remember me, I used to run The Kabin Newsagents. Thank you for all your help!

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

Farewell Weatherfield. The time has come to support those who need me. The Kabin remains in good hands... well it’s certainly out of mine now! Look after my friends. Take care.

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

@Weezie1967 It takes you 4 to 5 weeks to travel from Canada to the UK? You want to choose a different airline!

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

Hello, I believe that Coronation Street in Weatherfield has been destroyed? Is this correct? Quite frankly I’m not surprised. I was there when a tram hit, bonbons everywhere and in Rita’s hair! I’m better off out of it although I’m tweeting on behalf of Emily Bishop. Thankyou!

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

Well that’s just charming! I’ve woken Emily up only to tell her I’d put a tweet out asking if anyone knew the status on Coronation Street only to be met with sheer anger and displeasure! I don’t know why I bother! Can’t get hold of Mary, it’s ridiculous!

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

Hello, I believe that Coronation Street in Weatherfield has been destroyed? Is this correct? Quite frankly I’m not surprised. I was there when a tram hit, bonbons everywhere and in Rita’s hair! I’m better off out of it although I’m tweeting on behalf of Emily Bishop. Thankyou!

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

@Weezie1967 Well you haven’t answered my question! I’m glad you find disaster funny! Do you know Mary Cole? She’s my wife, although I haven’t seen her in months with this pandemic but that’s neither here nor there!

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

@holdoway @itvcorrie Well I mean I must say! Nothing like me!

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

Kenneth!

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

Emily wishes she could join us in the Rovers. It’s no place for a woman of nearly 90, except for Betty Williams but she was part of the beer laden furniture in this place!

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

I’m glad Rita found this so amusing, in hysterics she was! Needs a new mobile phone if you ask me...

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

Text from Rita earlier: ‘Are you on you gay?’. I mean I must say! I presume she meant ‘..on your way’. Least I HOPE so and that was autoincorrect!

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

Text from Rita earlier: ‘Are you on you gay?’. I mean I must say! I presume she meant ‘..on your way’. Least I HOPE so and that was autoincorrect!

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

Phone call from Rita as well this evening telling me to stop making fun of Emily. I mean I must say, what’s she going to do? Throw strawberry bonbons at me?! Making fun of her my foot..! Last thing Ken will want is us all falling out.

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

Emily just said “What is Skype?”. My goodness... she’s stuck in the past! The other day I asked Freda to restart the wireless, Emily overheard and said “No! I like Radio 4!” I mean really..!

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

Emily just said “What is Skype?”. My goodness... she’s stuck in the past! The other day I asked Freda to restart the wireless, Emily overheard and said “No! I like Radio 4!” I mean really..!

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

Emily has bought a card with 80 written on it. I’ve got to guess who it’s for... oh the excitement!

[Norris Cole @norriscole]

Well I mean I must say....

[Aviemore @Fyrishsunset]

Bet you’ve never seen @thatginamiller‘s QC and @norriscole in the same room at the same time.

Just saying ......