Heard on R Strert

Strictly using twitter to document dumb shit my roommates or guests say

[Heard on R Strert @NorthMas1]

Cut my finger while opening a beer. Proof that everything you ever love will hurt you eventually, its just a matter of time #RealityChecked

[Heard on R Strert @NorthMas1]

@theneedledrop please ask your statistics-crazed fan boiz I have a theory and need somebody that has a ton of free time to confirm it:

Theory - there is a direct correlation between the Duration of review videos with the higher Rating it gets
#MathIsNeat #ineedtoknowthis #plz

[erin ur lungs @erinjsparkles]

probably the best video ill take in my ENTIRE LIFE. thank u @tylerthecreator thank u @AppleMusic #IGOR

[Power 106 @Power106LA]

#TylerTheCreator performed his entire album #IGOR for some of his biggest fans at a secret location in LA‼️👏 @tylerthecreator

[Oliver Tree @Olivertree]

MY DEBUT TV PERFORMANCE WAS A DISASTER. TO EVERYONE WHO STAYED UP TO WATCH, I’M SORRY I LET YOU DOWN!

[Ordinary Jeri @elsass28]

HBO subscription department right after the GOT finale

[Heard on R Strert @NorthMas1]

@elsass28 @swaggiemyers @Me The ass eating scars are more on the emotional side. Remember kids, rubbing alcohol is for outside boo boos, drinking alcohol is for inside boo boos #Wisdom #Knowledge #StayWoke

[Heard on R Strert @NorthMas1]

@me next time plz n thx

[Maggie @swaggiemyers]

White people suck dude and they suck even harder when they’re drunk driving lime scooters all through the streets

[Heard on R Strert @NorthMas1]

@elsass28 @swaggiemyers @Me Still have the scar so much blood lol

[Heard on R Strert @NorthMas1]

@_HoboJohnson officially wins the first Sad Song Saturday contest with this classic https://t.co/wypeGYIgfs #SadSongSaturday

[Heard on R Strert @NorthMas1]

@swaggiemyers @Me @elsass28 Dc scooter gang ride or die! Eat Ass, Smoke Grass, Scoot Fast #ScootNation

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Positive Affirmations for today: I WILL have a good day, I Will succeed today, Wendy’s WILL bring back spicy nuggets at some point please please Lord let it be today.

[Heard on R Strert @NorthMas1]

@swaggiemyers @Me Literally 4 months ago @elsass28 and I did boozy brunch, double rode a scooter, and crashed on a giant cement barrier outside a federal building lol

[Satan @s8n]

Today feels like a good day to sin

[T @tylerthecreator]

I LEGIT LAUGHED THIS LOWKEY SPOT ON OMG, ( YOU FORGOT THE 'AYO' THO)

[Heard on R Strert @NorthMas1]

@jjjooosieee Call me #Day1Bb

[Heard on R Strert @NorthMas1]

@__nefer9 @Marina_MSoliman Needs more Mariam

[Satan @s8n]

ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man

$300 - tall
$200 - smart
$400 - rich
$2 - has horns
$3 - is red
$500 - attractive

[Heard on R Strert @NorthMas1]

@klexia3 @openculture Guess I need to die ASAP

[RedCellAnalyticsLab @RedCellPSU]

We were awarded Club of the Year!!! Huge thanks to everyone who supported us!