Maggie

[jovan @ehjovan]

NOOO PEEWEE HERMAN 💔💔💔 WHY NOT ELON

[Maggie @swaggiemyers]

The color mauve sucks so bad

[Maggie @swaggiemyers]

@nickoxcalderon Hi

[Maggie @swaggiemyers]

No one in the world would ever believe what just happened to me at the DMV

[Maggie @swaggiemyers]

sexy unique restaurant

[Maggie @swaggiemyers]

@jacobpartrich Hearing this song gives me nightmares because of the sopranos

[Maggie @swaggiemyers]

@liiillmo I went to the hot dog eating contest and they sang he’s a jolly good fellow about Alex G

[Maggie @swaggiemyers]

But me I’m not worried bout a dill pickle bitch 💅

[Maggie @swaggiemyers]

@dudesxrock So true

[his prettiest problem @fartshopping]

How many more Taylor’s versions we got

[Maggie @swaggiemyers]

if you’re already on Threads you’re a little phone addicted freak

[Maggie @swaggiemyers]

I keep having dreams about Larry David telling me that he loves me 😔

[Maggie @swaggiemyers]

me my dog
🤝
constantly taking hot girl walks

[Maggie @swaggiemyers]

@liittleshiit People who nap for 20/30 minutes. Why?

[levy @1929stockcrash]

i love Staten Island Italians so much

[Maggie @swaggiemyers]

@liittleshiit 🙏

[Maggie @swaggiemyers]

I can’t believe I’m saying this but a white bitch with dreads and a blaccent just bullied my dog at the dog park for zero literal fuckin reason

[Maggie @swaggiemyers]

@chanormous Hissing

[nicko @nickoxcalderon]

obsessed with my kids

[nicko @nickoxcalderon]

first tracks I’m on with KL dropped tonight. thanks for having me, thanks for letting me take up space.