Tezbot McDigeridoo

[Jack Moore @Jack_Moore7]

The hammer of Thor couldn’t have hit this harder ffs

[LC @laurencowling]

Sometimes I feel like I want it more than the teams I bet on do

[Mark @ademarve3]

What the hell is this freekick bro😭, this guy ain’t real

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Roy Keane never let Zidane out of his sight ❌

#UCL

[Tezbot McDigeridoo @northmore_sam]

@harvey_walters_ @tomworth93 @alfiefr_

[Tezbot McDigeridoo @northmore_sam]

@tomworth93 @TicketmasterCS I got some on the Asian ticket master site for the Tokyo show mate

[No Context Prem @NoContextEPL]

League Two defenders when Erling Haaland turns up next season. 😭

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

brian brobbey club hattrick in england before 27 year old starboy saka

[INEOSOUT @Punter_Utd7]

Bruno G Highlights vs Brighton

World Class and most complete Midfielder in the League 🔥🔥

[Dev Bajwa @ammandev]

Very uncomfortable conversations…

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

Palestinians celebrated 9/11 as if it were the best day of their lives.

I feel sick watching this.

Never forget.

[themancitylad @cityzenken_]

Sabah, ironically, is a football club in the far distant Azerbaijan that was only created 8 years ago and is playing in the Champions League for the first time today.

Yet somehow, in this short time frame, they’ve managed to win the same number of Champions League titles as Arsenal have in 140 years.

[Callum @_callumstone]

90% of these were because Andre Onana threw the ball in his own net due to the fact that he is indeed an imbecile.

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

Marcos Llorente vs Liverpool/Van Dijk is what Liverpool fans thought Torres vs Vidic was.

The reality is that Torres only scored 3 times when up against Nemanja Vidic, across 15 meetings.

Marcos Llorente has scored 5 goals in 3 Anfield visits ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

[William Atkinson @WTMAtkinson]

Brook would be the best since Bradman if the same God that blessed him with his cricketing ability hadn't also burdened him with the brain of a squirrel.

[Tezbot McDigeridoo @northmore_sam]

@teniolabrown @PRIMEAU109 No way

[ahmed🧉 @Lisandrosprop]

The average goal Lammens concedes

[Pad @patrickpops]

More arrests than footy fans by the way, at a cost of £15m. But only lads that go to football are a danger to society. Pride average arrests 400, football fans per week, over a season average 57.