@greenduckbrew
Great friends 60th birthday party. 100 people expected Hog roast and a band all booked. Run out of Prosecco by 8 o clock. The ladies are NOT happy.
Niles: Frasier, prepare to salivate!
Frasier: Niles, if that is a picture of your new Biedermeier loveseat, you've already shown it to me.
Niles: No, this is a photo of my latest purchase: an exquisite, eighteenth-century Turkish prayer rug. Paid a fortune for it, but legend says whatever you pray for on this rug will come to you.
Frasier: Certainly worked for the dealer.
Post office asking post office master for details of the prosecution to claim compensation….:.::: hang on you prosecuted me!!!! Boil my piss!!!#PostOfficeScandal