Nora

grab a mic and a hat, follow me if you can

[Nora @nortrapp]

“Teams meetings with Nora are always fun because she looks different every time you see her”

I am in a constant state of crisis, Diane.

[Nora @nortrapp]

hey I don’t think it’s normal that I can’t take a stroll down my feed without being forced to watch an auto-played video of a woman plummeting to her death every 30 seconds or so

[Nora @nortrapp]

rolling up to the beer garden spotting your best friend wearing the same shirt as This Must Be The Place starts up on the speakers there is NO better vibe

[Nora @nortrapp]

me after running into my ex and his 5-months pregnant girlfriend of 7 months this past weekend lmaooo

[kat @yslnadi]

life is hard but at least I don't have a baby with my ex

[Nora @nortrapp]

sitting here doing my makeup thinking about that multi-year period where I would strictly wear waterproof mascara bc I never knew when I’d cry. and I just thought that was normal lol

[Nora @nortrapp]

@kevztus me not even an hour ago when I went to google Lola Tung and was instead taken to Lola Young

[Nora @nortrapp]

@ElyKreimendahl Stoppp looks just like my baby as a kitten 😭

[Nora @nortrapp]

so pissed my phone heard me tell my mom I go feral over Rob Rausch bc now my social media feeds are filled with horny Rob Rausch content. I can’t go on like this

[Nora @nortrapp]

I am one “BREAKING: xyz” tweet away from jumping off a cliff

[Nora @nortrapp]

@stormcock50238 Ignoring the blatant hatred in your tone - you say “constantly interfering” when we know of this singular altercation, and he was acting in retaliation. He was overwhelmingly angry for his community, rightfully so. To say ending his life was a justifiable response is insane.

[Nora @nortrapp]

The way conservatives are grasping for straws over this new Alex Pretti footage, like “see!? he kicked their tail light out a week earlier! THAT’s why they shot him dead!” what the fuck is wrong with you you deplorable assholes

[Nora @nortrapp]

@ExxxZy Happy birthday friend!

[Nora @nortrapp]

abruptly left the bar after terrorizing a dumb man for an hour and his last words as I was walking away were “you’re beautiful, I’m going to bring you up in therapy” 🫶🏼 put it on my tombstone

[Nora @nortrapp]

weekend trips in your 30s are so funny bc in the AM you’re all mimosa-drunk sobbing to Finding Nemo and in the PM someone pours a White Russian while yelling “I NEED A LACTAID”

[Nora @nortrapp]

@seattleiminyou Throwing fruit rollups into the mix

[jynx @jynxbby]

"boys dont cry" not true. u just don’t know how to make them cry, all of mine cried.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

if u see a streaming service forming a monopoly at da cost of da theatrical experience warn a brother

[Nora @nortrapp]

@MrKalevor Listen… if he wasn’t long distance and therefore horrible for my mental health I would

[Nora @nortrapp]

my situationship from Dec - May I haven’t spoken to in months texting me this morning to discuss the level at which we influenced each other’s Spotify Wrapped

[admiral. @MrKalevor]

You’re in her dms, my faint presence sits in her Spotify wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.

[mogii এ @yearncel]

Babe I noticed you checked out of our long distance short term no commitment delusional casual humilationship

[Nora @nortrapp]

breaking my twitter silence to say that I had the sexiest makeout of my life last night. beachside in Mexico, laying on a daybed, waves crashing, gentle breeze. going to think about it every day for the rest of my life