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[ℓυ¢¢α @LuccaLazaro]

Best pronunciation of Fyodor Dostoevsky I’ve ever heard

[devon @junimodev]

I worked as an education intern at an aquarium when I was in college, and a woman in her 30s came up to me and asked if the fish would stay underwater because it was hot that day or if they’d come out. it’s been years and I still think about it once a month

[oatmeal 🐈‍⬛ playing: Strange Journey @fwbonnie__]

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[malmalmal @ladybugcrawlin]

British person tryna flirt with an Asian person by calling them “leng ting” I’m CRYING LMFAAAOO

[lexie @lexycat2005]

i was starting to think people were overplaying the white people jokes but tell me why my mother just told me on discord that she's taking my dog for acupuncture

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

yesterday I tried to get a quote on selling my defective shitbox car. I was beyond exhausted, and burnt out and kept trying to tell the guy on the line to let me think about it but he interpreted it as me driving a hard bargain and offered me x3 the initial amount

[THEO♅ʙʀoмɪc @theobromic_]

in shakespearean times english was so unstandardized that you just spelled everything based on vibes

[Benjamin Ryan @benryanwriter]

Don’t tell me about typos.

[Smokey 🇨🇷 @SmokeTheShow]

When I was growing up you were largely seen as a rude freak for running up and filming a stranger - now I see videos of people asking not to be filmed and the comments are like “WHATEVER KAREN YOURE IN PUBLIC” and I guess I’d just like to congratulate the mass surveillance psyop

[Dream's Longest Day @Dreamboum]

actual beast mode

[osama @0ba0sama]

this is so embarrassing for the seagulls community just big and greedy

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

this might be the shot of the decade

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

yall are missing out on some heat on threads

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

his ass stops sprinting 2 business days after he does

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

In a Japanese zoo, famous male gorilla Kiyomasa was filmed sinking into deep thought after a quarrel with his partner.

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind