jordan

my life is just one big improv session

[jordan @norwegianbeard_]

@c0mmandderr My buddy and I took things one step further

[charlie @chunkbardey]

and on top of everything else, fingies cold

[jordan @norwegianbeard_]

“Dude this hurricane looks bananas” by @accuweather
https://t.co/e1koBvSD0l

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

The guy with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides

[jordan @norwegianbeard_]

Who gave the robot a fuckin gun

[jordan @norwegianbeard_]

World leaders need to go back to fighting and dying in the wars they start, like back in the good old days

[Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan]

People like to shit on THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK but this transition is still undefeated

[jordan @norwegianbeard_]

@eddyburback He’s morbing

[jordan @norwegianbeard_]

@meatcanyon Wilmington

[jordan @norwegianbeard_]

Tweeting this from the bathroom at Juan’s

[jordan @norwegianbeard_]

How is it that the bathrooms in Mexican restaurants are always the cleanest?

You’d think that that’s where the most damage is being done

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

NEWS 🚨: NASA will reveal the first color images from the James Webb Space Telescope on July 12

[jordan @norwegianbeard_]

This chase scene physically hurt me to watch. Jaw on the floor when I first saw it

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

Yeah there’s no way around it this scene was ridiculous

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

My eyes went cartoon big

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

Please…my son. He’s very sick.

[jordan @norwegianbeard_]

who tryna hack into my twitter rn 😡