H A L L I E

an example of character development

[H A L L I E @nosaltjustlime]

“How was your first day at work?!”

-I dropped the rig keys down that tiny slit in the elevator shaft at the hospital 🫠

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

I spend a lot of time thinking about how much I don’t like people Hahahah

[H A L L I E @nosaltjustlime]

If you’re gonna be posting a close up of your ass cheeks covered in a “I obviously do not have good hygiene” amount of snow-capped peaks.. it’s not gonna work that well as a thirst trap..

[H A L L I E @nosaltjustlime]

The more privileged you are, the less impressive your feats become.

How is it an achievement if you never earned it?

[H A L L I E @nosaltjustlime]

@Wtfportland1 Gotta love seeing your ex end up on wtfportland getting his ass beat

[H A L L I E @nosaltjustlime]

writing>speaking

[H A L L I E @nosaltjustlime]

“We don’t have to watch Blade if you don’t want babe.. there’s always Blade 2.”

[H A L L I E @nosaltjustlime]

Carne a sad dude ☹️

[H A L L I E @nosaltjustlime]

Today I taught a grown man how to cut a head of broccoli

[H A L L I E @nosaltjustlime]

Don’t make fun of me unless you plan on putting a ring on it.

[H A L L I E @nosaltjustlime]

Yeah you’re sexy, but like orgy stank not hot.

[H A L L I E @nosaltjustlime]

This is from a love note my mom got back in 1979

[H A L L I E @nosaltjustlime]

@art_vg04 It edited it and I liek my grammatical errors

[H A L L I E @nosaltjustlime]

I hate that I shared my good memes with you..

[H A L L I E @nosaltjustlime]

Mixing the fruit at the bottom with the yogurt without spilling any over the sides

[H A L L I E @nosaltjustlime]

My funeral will be open casket, open bar.

[H A L L I E @nosaltjustlime]

@reltnamai He protec, therefore he is loved 🥰

[a.n.t.l.e.r @tattooxshawty]

thanks for letting me do this dude @nosaltjustlime
pen15 4ever

[H A L L I E @nosaltjustlime]

I am beauty, I am grace, I would like to sit on your face.