Churchill got it so wrong in 1940. All that money squandered on Spitfires, radar and the Royal Navy, when the real threat to Britain was obviously unsafe road crossings.
Thank God Starmer has spotted the gap in our defences.
£4.5bn of zebra crossings should hold the line against Putin.
Andy Burnham has reportedly begun choosing his Cabinet, with Heather from EastEnders tipped to replace Rachel Reeves.
Talks were going well until Barry stormed in, caused a scene, and demanded the keys to the Home Office.
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Actor Sean Astin, known for his role as Bob Newby in Stranger Things, has been accused by several coworkers of being an extremely kind and talented human being.
ANDREW NEIL: We’re heading into what could be the greatest energy emergency ever with a bunch of clueless inadequates at the tiller https://t.co/oYdf6g2UZh
You want the NATO allies to join you in a war you started without ever consulting these allies about the war or explaining your war aims. We’re meant just to meekly fall in line.
You recently supported a US invasion of a NATO ally (Denmark/Greenland) but now you want these same allies to join your war.
Your president disparaged and misrepresented the role of NATO allies in Afghanistan. But now you want them to join with you again in a war of your making.
You went to war with Iran without a thought of how to keep the Strait of Hormuz open and without involving your allies in the matter. But now you want the NATO allies to bail you out, even though there’s still no plan for Hormuz.
You want the NATO allies to join you in a war in which you still cannot articulate the endgame. Or what victory would look like.
You went to war thinking the Iranian regime would quickly topple, that Tehran would not attack the Gulf States or close Hormuz. Why would we align with such Epic Stupidity?
You and other know-nothing blowhards started this war all on your own. You can finish it on your own. If you’re able to …