i love a good group chat. give me a bunch of notifications. i’ll read every message. i’ll open every reaction. put me in a message with a funny lil name and 3-5 people and my day is made
Special Skills: writing emails that are scathingly bitchy if you know what’s ~really~ going on, but if ever read out in court are just very kind and eager to help
don’t tell my boss but my litigation strategy is to make little jokes to opposing counsel that their angry emails make me anxious and hope they feel bad enough for me that they’re nice