noz, esq.

the little kid in the background fckn goin craaaazayyy

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

can’t wait 2 move

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

bibi playing a song from the twilight soundtrack was not on my basel bingo but here we are

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

i love a good group chat. give me a bunch of notifications. i’ll read every message. i’ll open every reaction. put me in a message with a funny lil name and 3-5 people and my day is made

[Skrillex @Skrillex]

Make things for smile

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

has anybody checked on bo burnham lately

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

@NotACokeLord only some

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

@NotACokeLord me

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

do people still read buzzfeed listicles

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

so bad it triggered my return to twitter

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

had a salt bagel today and - no exaggeration - it may have been the worst experience in recent memory

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

@pat_everett75 i sure hope not

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

new terrible person just dropped: lady that orders 4 frappuccinos, 5 breakfast sandwiches, and 3 pastries at a packed airport starbucks at 7:15 am

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

Special Skills: writing emails that are scathingly bitchy if you know what’s ~really~ going on, but if ever read out in court are just very kind and eager to help

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

don’t tell my boss but my litigation strategy is to make little jokes to opposing counsel that their angry emails make me anxious and hope they feel bad enough for me that they’re nice

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

@TazioH actually i have a few questions about it

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

@StephenA_Harris !!!!!!!

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

oh no #MyTwitterAnniversary

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

@spookymothgf has u picking fights w ur landlord. which is always warranted

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

@alexisdostie @TazioH @ldawsonnn 🧍‍♀️

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

this relationship thing is easy

[noz, esq. @nosgoodd]

i miss tweeting, sometimes i wish i was still broken+unemployed :/

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@pat_everett75 @MyNameIsRickyM where are the defendants, pat