Megan Angelina

Because I need others to validate me

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

All watching Inside did is make me want to be Bo's supportive girlfriend who feeds him and makes sure he gets to his therapy appointments on time

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

I swear my dog checks my MS Teams calendar and chooses to only perch adorably in my camera's background when I don't have any calls. This is wasted on just me

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

If anyone is feeling bad about the weight they put on during COVID, just do what I did and buy larger versions of all your faves on Poshmark. Sell the smaller ones. Nobody will know.

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

Wore make-up in front of my trainer for the first time ever and he asked if I had gotten a good night's sleep because I finally didn't look exhausted. He's 19 and I hate him.

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

Turns out several fistfuls of cheez-its is NOT a good pre-work out snack. Who knew?

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

@ivan_hernandez I have no one else to talk about this with: have you seen/ do you have thoughts on the Justin Halpern/Kaley Cuoco animated Harley Quinn show?

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

Think I can code my LinkedIn page to auto-play the ABBA classic "Take a Chance On Me" when hiring managers for jobs I'm wildly under qualified for stop by?

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

TV and movie recap podcasts really do fill the role of friends with mutual interests, huh?

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

Did I finally cave and make a tiktok for the sea shanties? Yes. Yes I did.

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

I'll say it because someone had to: Cars 3 had WAY more heart, character development, and emotion than Cars 2. Don't at me, it's the truth.

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

I meant to build a gingerbread house but just ate a bunch of cookies and candy, am I doing the holidays right?

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

If you are receiving a Christmas present from me this year you will also be receiving a significant amount of dog hair in the tape holding the wrapping paper. This is my life now.

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

TACO BELL BREAKFAST IS BACK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. SEE YOU TOMORROW AT 07:30

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

@replyall it do be like that sometimes

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

True crime fan quandary: I REALLY want to understand why luminol can still find blood after cleaning but I don't want to end up on a list somewhere.

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

At this point I almost kinda miss getting absolutely shafted by airlines any time I wanted to go anywhere

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

Was originally not going to have kids because the environment, but now I don't want to procreate after seeing my parents spoil the ever living fuck out of my dog. A kid would be spoiled ROTTEN

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

If you don't have approximately 1000 other names for your pet besides their actual name, you don't own a pet.

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

https://t.co/wrdoyK9XhT THANK GOD was NOT prepped to boycott

[Megan Angelina @noshitsgiven95]

Really upset by my family's insinuation that I have "too much time on my hands" after I sent them a slideshow of my dog's cutest sleeping pics with witty captions