fuso 🇵🇸

no soy @fusesito ni tampoco @notfuse1 ni nadie que te pienses que si soy. por favor twitter dejame en paz

[Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸 @mrjeffu]

Over 200K people have viewed an isekai web novel about American conservative podcaster Charlie Kirk being reborn in a Chinese fantasy world and getting ahead with his heavenly debate skills.

[Porked Asunder @SpecialAdeline]

Make fun of it all you want but a project on this scale takes months and months of prompting

[''Z U B A Z'' 嵐ズバズ @Zubazthestorm]

Yeah thats a pretty agreeable ta-

[⭐BtE⭐ @Btepro_]

XD

[fuso 🇵🇸 @nosoyfuse2]

@Gonchi12_ por eso pone en 2026 mongolo

[🔻 @uncle_authority]

what part of "Gigachad" was confusing to you

[fuso 🇵🇸 @nosoyfuse2]

@CocoExiliado “cochina, cerdita, tengo a tu madre bloqueada, la muy zorra, he ganado con una promo de burger king 10 veces lo que tus padres en 20 años”

[Doug @DouglasAll]

acabei de ver Odisseia em uma sala comum e digo

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[fuso 🇵🇸 @nosoyfuse2]

@veladaviral el dia que le de a la pala por primera vez en su vida va a saber lo que es algo psicologicamente duro

[Nikola Kovač @NiKoCS_]

Never give up ❤️

[Quaz @Quazisdead]

- "Oi oi Frenchie. Homelander killed me wife, and took me bloody son"
- "Monsieur Butcher, Homelander has every right to defend himself, Ryan was promised to him 3000 years ago"

[Nasser @RichPianian]

“It was actually Batista who tortured my dad”

[fuso 🇵🇸 @nosoyfuse2]

@ObviousRises fucking weirdo

[riya @pissofyourmom]

this is how americans sound to me

[fuso 🇵🇸 @nosoyfuse2]

tenedor encontrado en la cocina la verdad