Bill O'Reilly

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The soup I've been finding in dumpsters lately has been of surprisingly low quality

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lunchables makes a fine product. highly recommended

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why did they stop making john wayne movies?

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im fired but that just means i have more time for mother fucking minecraft

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update it was in the couch

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going to be fired from the damn tele vision and i cant find my damn sandwich!!

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god damnit fuck those bastrads didnt put enough jalapemos on my taco. life is pointless now #putenoughjalapenosontacosyoufucks

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how many time's can a women even have sex in one day. 4? 5???

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i saw a picture of anthony wieners wiener. just wanted you folks to know that

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if you saw any sexual tension in my jon stuwart interview that was all me. hes an attractive man ok

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seriously folks i have a hotd og phobia last time i was in nathans famous i shat myself. so stop sending me hotdogs in the mail ok fuck

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where are my tax cuts obama. where are my fuckin tax cuts bro. i want to contribute as little to a functional government as fuckin possible

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why do only black people get to say the n word. fuck it im going to say it a few times on the show tonight just to show i can

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help me out send your suggestions on how i can not act gay to billoreilly.com ill give whoever helps a fuckin high five

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idid some interneting and apparently people think im gay cus i 'act gay" on my radio show. what the fuck

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folks listen im not gay and im not a "big burly bear" whatever that is goddamn where do these rumors even come from

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glenn told me he shot a guy to death in bermuda. was he joking or should i feel threatend. hard to know with that guy

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ohf uck i dontt think taht was beer

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folks im writing a book called wiskey and sausages. i dont know what its' about. probably about me or my father or some folksy shit. buy it

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fuck do i hate fog it always obscures my johnson when i flash people in the park. and whats the fucking point then