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[sarah @sahouraxo]

BREAKING: Israel is now bombing a million civilians trapped in Rafah, the last place of refuge in Gaza.

This is the most violent and unprecedented bombardment of Rafah to date.

We’re witnessing a holocaust. Plain and simple.

https://t.co/Wm0TmXtnO9

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

Once my mom accidentally said “where the craw-daddies sing” and honestly I think about that every day

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

@xboygeniusx Already know ***** is going to wreck me

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

Once you start attaching your keys to your belt loop with a carabiner you never go back

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

About to make my whole personality the PWHL

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

Just not understanding how the love of my life could see this photo on insta and not ask me out immediately

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

Just received the pick up line “do u want to get high and watch scary movies with me?” and honestly I cant think of anything worse

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

Update: My friends took me to the aquarium yesterday for my birthday and I saw the octopus

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

All I want to do every day is go to the aquarium to see the octopi

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

My pet peeve is when someone says “well, there’s only one way to find out” but there’s definitely at least two ways and potentially many ways

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

Girls only want 1 thing and it’s that shark blanket that comes with the hood and the flippers and looks so fuzzy

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

25 mins is half an hour but 35 mins is an hour u get it

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

DO NOT. I repeat do NOT go to Barbie with a ~film guy~ 🤢

Doesn’t matter how cute the wire frame glasses are, it kills the vibe

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

Sold

[Christian Toto @HollywoodInToto]

#Barbie is a two hour woke-a-thon brimming with feminist lectures and nuclear-level rage against men

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

All I want to do every day is go to the aquarium to see the octopi

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

1 swipe of winged eyeliner changes my entire personality

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

Splitsville

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

I am moving to Toronto. What do u think I will miss most about Kingston?

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

My favourite part of cottage weekend is the Saturday afternoon booze run into town when I can convince everyone not taking a nap to come with me and then we get ice cream

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

ISO someone to eat all the purple jelly beans so they don’t go to waste

[nerual @nosrac_neruall]

My remote job had a show and tell social yesterday and one guy dead ass brought his baby