chief_keefsbodyguard

purveyor of mischief, malarkey, and tomfoolery of the highest degree

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In china, they just call it 'food'

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Aging, lonely chud granted physician assisted euthanasia, after years long court decision

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The earth is a prison.. and the moon is like school #truth

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Did you know half of all gay marriages end in gay divorce? Interesting #SuperBowlLX

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Sorry Simon, the Alvin always gets the girl…

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I have a feeling something Chinese is gonna happen tonight

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The demon of Babylon disguises himself with the coat of the righteous..

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Dear basketball,
We just put small weenies on the blasketball boys cars, cuz they have no glizzy…

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@scarywebsite

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Moneday (1)..,
twosday..,(2)
threesday (THREE).,,,!

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@WildBillNC1978 @rawsalerts bro comments this on a pic of ppl storming a building, while also having a trump pfp.. do you see the irony here?

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@DankCoinSniper @AQuantumCat1 you’re a soyjack and a nazi, you’re a touchless virgin, and will likely stay that way

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@KevinWJ28 @_Walentino @FightHaven you’re the same kind of mf who’ll say, “well yeah they’re only gonna show bad videos of cops, but not all cops are bad!” keep that same energy dipshit

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@ValVenisEnt @AcpwFox98 @kevinscampoli hey if you want to say the n word, don’t be surprised when ppl want to beat your ass. and don’t be surprised when sponsors or promotions want nothing to do with you. since that’s their right ;) freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom of consequences lmao, FAFO

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@PolandTony @ghoststoneja @BFirstParty “they would’ve been stolen if we didn’t steal them first!”

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@Fubuki354099 you’re a fucking loser lmao

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@JayCho92 @Yolkswagon @ayeejuju mike tyson is actually a convicted rapist 😳

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#NewProfilePic

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@Zatarabii @wesyang @benshapiro 🤖BOT ACCOUNT DETECTED🤖

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@Darh1062 @wesyang @benshapiro no one is getting paid for these days dipshit, it’s like when you open google and it says “happy national hot dog day” or some dumb made up shit, you’re upset at nothing