Gorakhpur Goretzka

⚽ FC Bayern/ Thomas Muller /DFB /Bundesliga / 🏏 kane Williamson /MI

[Gorakhpur Goretzka @nossy22]

Bruh 🤯! Thomas Muller is the only player in the HISTORY to be top 10 scorer in World Cup and Champions league. This guy isn't even a complete forward 💀.

[Gorakhpur Goretzka @nossy22]

**gga you’re the Newcastle level here

[𝒏𝒖𝒈𝒔 @nugss_]

Newcastle said more than this once.
We all know how it ended💀

[Gorakhpur Goretzka @nossy22]

@zakiafcb @RCSnews Congratulations

[Gorakhpur Goretzka @nossy22]

@DataMB_ Do upamecano vs van dijk

[Gorakhpur Goretzka @nossy22]

??

[Ollie @o__1111124]

@Bayern_PR Robben over Salah 😂😂

[Gorakhpur Goretzka @nossy22]

Irrespective of the release clause Olise is getting free PR from top Prem clubs. Even his back passes gonna get glorified like their players.

[Watch LFC @Watch_LFC]

Olisé joining means we get someone tapped into the cutting edge of hip hop.

I’ll actually cry tears of joy man.

https://t.co/GPFuPFlQG2

[Gorakhpur Goretzka @nossy22]

Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was

[Gorakhpur Goretzka @nossy22]

@MusialaEra @AskPerplexity can you find the song in the video above

[FC Bayern PR @Bayern_PR]

If today's Bayern FT existed in 2012.:

After a trophyless season. After getting embarrassed by Dortmund. After losing the CL final in our own stadium. And THIS is our response?

- Unfancy Mandzukic from Wolfsburg for 13M.

- Dante from Gladbach for 4M — starting CB, btw.

- Some Swiss boy named Shaqiri.

- Grandpa Pizarro

No 100M superstar. No “we’re back” transfer. No media hype.
Half of Bayern FT would’ve been in full meltdown mode.
Some of you wouldn’t have survived that summer.

Y'all need to chill more. This is still FC Bayern München!

[anoi𓅓🧊🇦🇷 @90210_444]

@yerdas_outV2 so who was the havertz before havertz

[Gorakhpur Goretzka @nossy22]

@Der_Augustus What are the chances

[Gorakhpur Goretzka @nossy22]

@AnkitRa_22 @alwaystwittter

[Gorakhpur Goretzka @nossy22]

@MunichFanpage Thought the same

[Gorakhpur Goretzka @nossy22]

@iMiaSanMia Sign nico for 40- 45 and tah

[FC Bayern München @FCBayern]

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🔴⚪ #FCBINTER | 1-1 | 85' ✨

[R127💎 @raneme127]

The question is what if he has Ramos PR ?!

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

only real niggas watched this

[9️⃣ @Pxxdwskiii]

He is awful to watch, but scoring 30 goals halfway through the season, being the topscorer in La Liga and UCL at the age of 36 deserves way more respect.

This is the best striker in the world and there’s nothing you can do about it.